We're all gonna fuckin make it bruh

me:

Aries: “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”

Taurus: “I’m not superstitious…but I am a little-stitious.”

Gemini: “DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.” 

Cancer: “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”

Leo: “I am Beyonce, always.” 

Virgo: “There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

Libra: “Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.”

Scorpio: “…that’s what she said”

Sagittarius: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

Capricorn: “I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”

Aquarius: “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

Tony: 

Natasha: We… ummm… fought each other…. 

Vision: We called it “Civil war”

Scott: It was hardly a war, it looked like a fistfight in a 7/11 parkin lot

Thor:

Adele - When We Were Young

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”