dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

You have to invest in you. You have to want the best for you. You have to focus on you. Don’t worry about what anyone else is doing or what anyone will think. People come and go, but you got you forever!

my body’s check engine light is on

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

i'm like. pissed off but i can't directly identify the source or direction of the feelings

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

hey it’s me: a huge fan of attention and validation

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets