my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey, if we all had the same path in life the road would be too crowded” and i haven’t stopped thinking about that since.

what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

That cynical gay™️ humor is something the straights will never understand. The power, the influence, the passion. I failed my test? It’s because I’m gay. The sun is burning my skin? Guess what, it’s because I’m GAY. They really try to insult us but nothing is more powerful than a gay shouting “that’s gay!” from the top of their lungs

Perhaps all of them

Eat her like you need her

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to

the mentality of “oh well, i’ll probably never see these people again.” has genuinely helped me with my anxiety in social situations so much. like literally… fuck it who cares anymore.

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

i may be stupid but at least i’m gay

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

Same with her ass