Xhorhassian Good Looks

Honestly, if you ever forget how wild the Nein are, just compare their first and last excursions into the Happy Fun Ball. They went from "most traumatizing accidental side quest of all time" to "let a third of the party speedrun a dungeon gauntlet because transport logistics are hard".

Emily "I'm a sexy rat" Axford finally meets her match: Pate "I'm quite horny you see" De Rolo

God bless to Vax's one beautiful year in Zephrah as the Voice of the Tempest's trophy husband, full respect to him for going the opposite direction to Vex with regards to being married to the leader of a town, he went full pretty boy arm candy and as far as I'm aware was not involved in running Zephrah at all. It seems like Vax committed himself to the royal consort sugar baby life and let his powerful wife do the actual leading a society stuff, I wonder what the rumours in Zephrah about that pretty goth twink who walks around on the Tempest's arm were like. You're a guard in Zephrah stationed near the home of the Tempest, a very trusted position, it takes all of your strength not to gossip about the god damn NOISES you hear at all hours of the day, you had to knock on the door one day to deliver something and the Tempest's "friend" answered in nothing but a short black robe. You're pretty sure the leader of your people has a trophy husband. He's nice though.

i love critical role fandom because we'll make posts like THEY WERE INSANE FOR THIS and the post is just. an image of some blurry miniatures or matthew mercer with a facial expression.