formerly nightdutynurse.

Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious

LOL STUPIDHEAD

Melon ass

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

what if we pissed in the toilet

me to everyone in the mens bathroom

Set sail bitch

note to self: you are an intelligent woman. forgive yourself for all the times you were stupid and naive. you are a woman of heart. forgive yourself for the times you were soft when you should have been hard.