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her paparazzi game is on point

Dolphin Tale

her paparazzi game is on point

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

go dumb and disregard ur differences

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

someone answer this please

when people take your posts too seriously

The two smartest men on the planet.

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge

this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen

A BAG IS JUST A HUG THAT TAKES YOU PLACES!!!!!!!