there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about

did they end the game

they ended the game

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

so how do i relationship

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it