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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
It’s so hard to admit that my heart still wants you even when you don’t want me
Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
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One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do
Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids
shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming
I went to one of the partner’s place today to collect a helmet (don’t ask) and she lovingly sat me down and said I deserve more than a 34 year old who can’t commit. That’s the sweetest thing she’s done for me honestly
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
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ao3 will never have ads
if you are getting ads on ao3, you are currently on a scummy data-stealing third party scam app
use the actual website
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
This isn't even a shit post that actually happened
Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.
How many times can I cry over the same boy honestly
Ya’ll can’t be mad at me for chasing a situationship when I grew up watching the nanny
Hahaha I’m about to shoot myself. The last time we spoke he said I want ur voice to be the last thing I hear and then I blocked him and now we’re “friends” but we barely speak and I’m down bad. Kill. Me.
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Sometimes I think I’m a red flag because tell me why the person I was out with said you look like you’re falling in love, you’re giggly and twirling your hair, what’s up? When I was busy texting someone I’m supposed to be “friends” with
