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I don't squire for any particular joust troupe bc I move so often, so I get involved wherever I go and it's funny because they always assign me some random knight who needs a squire and I lock in minute one, I am their ride or die, we don't even need to get to know each other

and that's not because I'm particularly devoted to any person, but because I'm horribly competitive in a way that makes me deeply unpleasant to play card games with but exactly the type of person who should be assigned to random knights.

wizardarchetypes

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magicalgirlpropaganda

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

anothergirlonthesubw4y

gravedice

I've noticed a lot of ads on tumblr mobile are automatically unmuted now. So I'm being a good tumblr citizen and reporting them all as broken, because they must be broken if they're unmuted automatically, right? That would be insane to have an app go from completely silent to loud as shit while you're scrolling through pictures, wouldn't it? So, obviously these are all broken.

catchymemes

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mclennonyaoi

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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autistic-af

When I was 20 and got married, older women loved to try to scare me with stories of what it's like to live with a man.

My marriage is wonderful 20 years later.

Through my 20s into my 30s, older women loved to try to predict when my baby fever would kick in and they'd tell me horror stories of motherhood.

We chose not to have kids and baby fever never hit me.

Now, I'm in my 40s and older women love to tell me about how I'm going to suffer through menopause. They gleefully recount hot flashes, the weight gain, how I'll have to "work harder to be a woman".

I'm not even perimenopausal. I'm only 41. I know about menopause. It's not a secret.

Can women just let women age? This isn't support. This is aggression in pink.

theraddestpotato21

#i should not have laughed as hard as i did

fluffiest-fox-kira

Changing pronouns during sex, forcing you to change yours to parry the homosexuality with the right timing

ladyshinga

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

thehmn

The scariest part of becoming an adult is not making your own doctor’s appointment or having to learn how to do taxes. It’s that children will now see you as an adult and rely on you for help and protection.

A comedian once told a story where his son came into his bedroom at night and said he was scared because he heard a sound outside. The comedian said “Oh shit we better get an adult. Oh no. I’m the adult” and the first time this new role as expected protector of children really became clear for me was when my neighbor’s daughter knocked on my door and asked me to come help her and her friend get a dog back into the house.

Long story short my neighbor was running a small dog recuse for Eastern European street dogs and one got outside while the kids were home alone. They had managed to corner it in the front garden but had been told to never touch it for their own safety. As I followed the girl into the garden I heard her yell to her friend “I got an adult!” and I had the same feeling as the comedian “Oh no. I’m the adult” It turned out to be a midsized dog that could have hurt me but very unlikely to kill me and luckily it wasn’t aggressive at all and the situation was easily solved.

Since then I’ve been in several situations where children have looked to me for help or protection, including strangers. And I know people will want to rant about how parents should be more protective of their children but that’s not the point. When you’re an adult you’re a real shithead if you don’t help young children because they are completely reliant on adults for survival and sometimes that can be scary but you’re an adult now so at the very least you have to get them somewhere safe. One time a young boy approached be at a bus stop because a group of older teenagers had stolen his phone and were now following him. Groups of teenage boys can be fucking monsters and I was probably as scared as him but I took a photo of the group in the messenger app which meant the image was immediately sent to my friend, which made them back off when they realized they had no way of getting out of it. I ended up following the boy home. It was terrifying and I missed my bus but that’s the scariest part of being an adult we never consider as children.

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iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

cocoon2010

Sitting on a girl's bed watching her do a tarot reading and then whip out her laptop and then nodding her head solemenly and pulling out her laptop placing it on top of the tarot card and video calling her boyfriend with zero warning to break up with him. While I'm still in her room.

cocoon2010

Some author's notes on this post

- yes we did fuck directly after this

- no it was not a good idea

cocoon2010

If I knew this post was gonna spread around I would include the fact that the reason that we fucked is that she proceeded to do a tarot reading on me and looked at the cards and very solemnly went "I think.... The cards are telling me.... One night stand."

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