Inconsistent Is My Middle Name

I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE TWO OH MY GOD

You get what you deserve Apr 3, 2015 (via iwrite-myheart)

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“I was born in Venezuela. I moved here two years ago. I want to be President of Venezuela to change things and make better the world. Did you know that sometimes in Venezuela people shoot each other on purpose? I will change that. Also there will be rules against pushing people or thinking bad thoughts about people. I will make a rule so that there will not be too much cutting or killing of trees. And there will be a rule against killing too many animals because animals eat insects, and we can’t have too many insects. I will also make sure that we don’t waste water or food. Or if there is food left over, we have to be sure to put it in the trash. I can’t be president now because I’m only eight. But I did skip first grade.”

Also 1) I don’t know why, but I find the fact that Combustion Man seems to be a sort of Book 1 and 2 Zuko stand in, and the fact that Katara is again getting herself in trouble with firebenders because reasons absolutely hilarious (ok, part of it is because Zuko is coming full circle, but still) and 2) I like how both episodes have a resolution that involves Katara bending in a creative fashion to some complicity. Although, “The Waterbending Scroll” is more about Aang and Katara learning to waterbend which is–wait, the Book 1 episode deals with Katara’s jealousy over how quickly he’s getting the hang of waterbending, the Book 3 episode deals with Katara being a creative waterbender after mastering her element. Cool. 

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.