theszadist:
she intertwines her fingers with his , leaning her head on his shoulder . “ the younger they learn the better . i was thinking of teaching oakley how to pick a lock , but considering that he doesn’t even know how to talk yet maybe it’s just too soon . ”
He smiles and holds her hand happily. “As soon as he learns to walk we’ll teach him. Before he’s even potty trained. That’s an important skill in my eyes.”













