Blockbuster Guy: No.

Me: This movie is fucked up and it has one fucked up baby in it.

Blockbuster Guy: You wanna rent it?

Me: Nah it's too freaky. It's on my top 10 list of most disturbing movies because the baby in it is really fucked up.

Blockbuster Guy: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: LOL! I wish you could help forget the disturbing baby from this movie. Stuff like that just ruins your childhood. Do you like movies? I'm kind of a movie buff if you haven't noticed.

Blockbuster Guy: Uh, are you looking to rent something today?

Me: Can I rent some of your time? I'd just like to talk a bit about movies. There's some really good practical effects in Eraserhead. They make the baby look really fucked up. They used a real cow fetus for it, you know.

Blockbuster Guy: There are other people in line I need to assist, so if you're not going to rent something could you-

Me: OH, I see how things are. *slides blockbuster guy my card* Call me some time if you'd like to chat about cinematography or perhaps making our own fucked up baby, cutie. *winks*