before you go

“oh believe me, i know. she’s got so many of them at this point that i should be used to it, but i’m just not. they always just get weirder and weirder.”

“The secret they don’t tell you is that it never stops. They’ll continue even in adulthood to come up with even weirder shit.”

“i feel like my daughter is three going on eighty-five, sometimes. she decided this year that heath bars and werther’s were her favorite candies, and she will not stop asking for them. i don’t - grasp how this happened.”

“Figuring out your kids weird ass quirks is the most amusing thing. There were moments with every single one of mine where I’d just stop and go ‘what the actual hell’, and then just accept it and move on.”

my dad, from 1600 miles away, has me crying over a song. and all i want is a hug from him. And it’s not helping that hope’s missing him too..

Your Dad’s a strong guy... You girls always were his reason to stay above water. Proud of him for finally letting his feelings out, and I hope you and Hope can give him that hug soon.

Adele: I survived and now I'm thriving. It's fine.

Adele: I definitely managed some stuff.

Adele: Stupid stuff mostly that I should have let you catch me because oh my god it was stupid.

“I have alarms on the cases. The really nice ones I have in a safe the better ones in cases and the ones I don’t mind if he or the kid’s touch are just hanging in the closet.”

“... I.. Cannot tell if you’re being serious or not.”

Adele: I worked so hard to get those bottles. They probably would have been nasty now anyway.

Adele: It totally is. I found the bottles. Hang on.

Adele: Son of a Bitch, when did you find it?

Adele: Please tell me you drank it and didn't just pour it out.

Adele: It'll be nice to have the option open to be here when I want to be. I love you guys, a lot, but sleeping in my childhood bedroom is surreal.

Adele: The booze I hid in the closet was still there though, proud of that.

Dave: I can understand that. When I moved back to Lima, in between in apartments it was weird to sleep at your Grandpa's.

Adele: Probably not for good, but I'm going to stick around for a while. I figure I can either sell the house, or keep it and rent it out.

Adele: Property is a good investment, right?

Adele: If I went to an open house, would you go with me?

Adele: I can judge the lay out but I know fuck all about plumbing and foundations.

Dave: Open house??

@brieofsky: okay but daddy consistently being like 'white people' the entire time aalksfhda.

@brieofsky: my dad is both gay and a little redneck and yet i'm pretty sure this confused him too.

“I went bow tie shopping today and didn’t know what color to get. I ended up getting ten.”

“If you don’t slow it down, Kurt’s probably gonna start thinning out your collection when you sleep. Where do you even keep them all?”