Despite everything, you're still HOMESTUCK TRASH!

Obi-Wan keeps telling himself that Anakin is fucking with him, pushing boundaries, being a little shit. He doesn't really mean it.

Meanwhile Anakin is shooting his shot hard enough to blow his own dick off. He's so serious that the Force is embrassed for him. Yoda facepalms during an meeting, Rex and Cody both try to convince him that his balls to the wall strategy isn't working, Ashoka is going to leave the order to avoid the secondhand embrassment.

Eventually Obi-Wan decides that if Anakin is going to sink this low, he's damn well going to meet him at rock bottom. During a live interview he slaps Anakin on the ass and goes, "good job, General," with a dead eyed stare at the camera. Anakin's expression of honry/scandalized/wtf becomes a meme on the holonet.

After that it's just War. Obi-Wan knows how to shut Anakin down- all he has to do is be more lewd, more scandalous, more over the top. That's easy. Anakin fumbles the first few times, because holy shit, Obi-Wan is flirting back, but he's probably just doing it to get even. So Anakin doubles down.

At no point do these idiots realize the other person A. means it and B. is down bad. This is a competition and they're going to Win.

Anyway it culminates to then flirting in front of Palpatine, who just breaks down and tries to murder them both, and the galaxy is saved through over the top sexual innuendos.