Gonk / DS

The appreciation? Very real. <33 Thank u!

No

*uses my inherent superiority to canonize every homestuck character having a mullet*

Dirk and Jake, in unison: pizza pizza

Pre and post game moments 😎

Everyone be safe and gentle with themselves, funny coping (tm) aside.

I... have no excuse

Making an au called trapmetalturntables where dirk and Dave are viral alt rappers and I have 80 sketches & concepts done but this is arguably my fav idk if I’m gonna develop the au more publicly but here’s them

You can do it, you just need to commit to a mullet (picture 4), got2b freeze spray, a lot of teasing, pulling, pain, and bobby pins if you wanna be able to encapsulate the unfortunate swagger. It took like 45 minutes. I wish I was ashamed but I’m not. Sorry

Sorry that liking what scanty scraps of candy epilogue Dirk content we have is my only personality trait. I’ll be sure to project onto someone else in two months

Yeah soooo