release the pheal

phil "her nipples were raging" aspiring ff writer lester, dan "her vulva pulsated" howell...let's leave the fanfic to us alr babe

this week's podcast is just dan and phil yapping on about how codependent they are and how incredibly happy they are with it like oh phil comes in every so often while dan's gaming to feed him some water and chips like oh ok no that's fine it's not devastating at all

no one does terrible home security and inadvisable stranger danger sentiment like dan and phil

everytime dnp release a new phan tweets video I realise yet again not only is the humour of the phandom unmatched but I remain genuinely fucking gagged by the artistic prowess the mere talent in this phandom… professional illustrators, 3D artists, coders spending 3 hours on a dnp doodle for shits and gigs like???

it’s killing me watching dnp react to heated rivalry and them missing all of the signals that scott and kip have been together the whole time or that shane and ilya have infact been regularly texting and seeing eachother LIKE SJSJEJEJEHEH I LOVE YOU BOYS BUT???

dan saying “classic dan and phil chat” and it’s always just the most traumatising, repressed sequence of sentences you’ve ever heard in your entire life or the dumbest, there’s no inbetween