DatFreud

There are still plenty available so if u want one dm me :>

Extra bricks up for grabs -> 🧱🧱🧱🧱

“Ooughh…”

YAHHOOOOOOOOOOO

it's parasite-up-his-ass-man's.... PLUSHIE.

The guy is 10cm big.

So how does it work?

The plan for making him looks like this

To break it down for you:

Right now the plushie is in the petition stage. We need at least 100 people to make him real. If it fails - he won't see the light of day.

During the campaign more people can join, but now it won't be a reservation, but rather directly buying the plushie.

Once the campaign ends - it's time to make him and ship to all of you!!

If you hit 100 - free sticker. If you hit 200 - free keychain!

If he won't make it to a 100 during petition you get your money back.

‼️‼️‼️ Despite what your Paypal account shows, it DOES NOT charge the full thing. The actual payment for now is ONLY 2,98$

I think it's only PayPal issue.

SPREAD THE WORD, LET THE WORLD KNOW THE LITTLE GUY WANTS A FAMILY. You can share the link on any socials you want - the more the better!! For a 100 sales you'll get a free sticker and for 200 - a free keychain!

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

Omg two sneks

Full under the cut! NSFW suggestive 🗣

You know-

I’m starting to get the impression that Heisenberg doesn’t think that Ethan follows directions very well.

And I mean, in fairness…

Wait. Is that a horse on the stock?!

It is.

So a grenade launcher with a horse motif just happens to be right on Ethan’s path to fight Moreau, who is weak against fire.

*glances over at only character in the game who has a horse motif and is also gunning for Miranda*