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I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

what’s coming will always be better than what’s gone

is it just me or is ‘just dont let it bother you’ possibly the worst advice ever given

I think the moon has seedless strawberry jam filling

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours* Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

I’m going to need the finale of 2016 to have a dramatically uplifting and inspiring plot twist