Date a Deity Suggestions

Date a deity that is out of touch, you’re out of time (time), but you’re out of your head when they’re not around.

date a deity that hates children.

Date a deity who will lipsync your favorite song with you.

Date a deity who may in fact just be a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reference.

Date a deity whose powers aren’t exactly magic but they’re pretty hard to explain.

Date a deity with mechanical parts.

Date a deity who likes chocolate chip cookies.

Date a deity who can turn their hand into a squirrel.

Date a deity whose best friend is the empty suit of armor that saved their life.

Date a deity who is a gun.

Date a deity who has their own theme song.

Date a deity who is a cream-faced business boy.

Date a deity who doesn't want to eat cats.

Date Apis.

Date a deity who eats grass.

Date a deity that eats dessert sushi.