MaddyBee

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

Waaaaat

Yup

I’m doubting

I call bullshit

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

It’s the same as it was on my dash

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

How the fuck

confused

It didn’t work??

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

fuck it. why not

How the fuck

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

I’ve been on this hell site since 2011. I’ve seen Wars. I’ve seen the rise and fall of fandoms. I’ve seen homestuck and superwholock in its prime. I bore witness- nay- was INVOLVED with dashcon. I witnessed the first 1m+ note post. I’ve witnessed enough discourse to last lifetimes. I’ve watched the destruction of famous bloggers, called out for being problematic. I’m so old. At this point a prophet of what future trends may occur. If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.

OP is speaking of return of fandoms founded upon being Ultra Horny over David Tennant

ur rite but sHUT the hell your mouth

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

himbos