The world is quiet here

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers

you laugh, but some necromancer is out there setting up a PowerPoint presentation

#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking

Filthy anal pounding(appreciative)

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw