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dc9spot

Just imagine Kylo Ren randomly popping up in Rey’s daily life and try to convince her to be his padawan.

It’s my headcanon now.

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

fishyandclintbarton

Because we all need to hear this sometimes.

I’ve been having a bad couple of weeks and I just really needed to hear these:

You are NOT a burden

You are valued

You are NOT a shitty friend, even when you think you are

You don’t need to have it all figured out yet

It’s OK to have bad days

And it’s OK to hide from the world if you’re having a bad day

Because sometimes you just need to have some time to yourself

And that’s OK

You don’t have to do anything that you don’t want to

What happened to you in the past is NOT your fault

Don’t feel guilty for not being productive

It’s going to be OK

Breathe

Relax

Recharge

YOU ARE WANTED

YOU ARE LOVED

YOU CAN DO THIS

I BELIEVE IN YOU

darthphobetorthetorguy

I could use an actually human being telling me these.

houdinibones

Gracias señor esqueleto. May the war be won with your help.

staff

Dearest Mother,

We can try to fight, but in the end we are only so strong. We are only human. Thought we may have skeletons, we are not skeletons. I’ve decided to join forces with the skeleton war. I’m giving you the opportunity to do the same. If you see this image, please comment with “gracias señor esqueleto!” It is the only way.

Long live not living, Your loving son.

darthphobetorthetorguy

Gracias señor esqueleto

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1stfrom92

When your lady on her period.

macsceneshawe-deactivated201606

this got funnier as it went

nefepants

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

theequeenpin

Facts 😂

p0kemina

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

victoria-wayne

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

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steveisoncrack-blog

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

peaceroxi

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

titaniumvulpes

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

1blesstherains

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

one-pointperspective-deactivate

IT’S BACK

scully1998

WHY IS THIS BACK

darringtonshorthalt

WHYYYYY

kuoret-deactivated20140823

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

krakkenchaos

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

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chinesegook

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

mareya

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

tomblogger

How do you find $999 on the floor?

chinesegook

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

iwiazumi-deactivated20150910

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

coolcud

Fuck it

spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

tokijin-deactivated20170926

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

empressnacho-deactivated2017060

I NEED FINANCIAL AID FOR SCHOOL

wildstar-fever

~*~Commissions open for cartoon kitties!!~*~

Each kitty drawing is $5, or you can order two at once for $8! They are high resolution and transparent! And they can have:

short or long fur

“mean”/”evil” eyes and/or fangs

any fur color, eye color and markings

collars, scars, stars for leaders, ect!

Once you receive your commission you may use it as an avatar, blog image, skype profile, whatever you like so long as you credit back to me! You can even print it out and hang it on your wall, up to you.

If you’re interested in commissioning me for one of these drawings, you can email me at [email protected] !OR! you can shoot me an ask here on Tumblr!

Include the following information in your commission request:

Your name/Tumblr URL

Your email (for contact/payment purposes)

Appearance of the cat you want (short or long fur, mean or happy expression, fur color, eye color, pad/nose color, markings, scars, accessories, ect.)

if you want a canon Warrior Cats character, I will use their canon appearance unless told otherwise.

if you want an OC (original character), please give me a specific description OR a reference image to work from.

Any additional details about your request

And if I need any additional information about the request I we can discuss it!

!! Payment will be requested through PayPal !! Payment will be requested up front, in advance. If you do not have a PayPal account, you will be prompted to pay with a debit or credit card. Once I have received payment, I will begin working on your request!

All payments are final! If you are unsatisfied with your digital drawing when you receive it, let me know how I can improve it to suit your liking. If what you request requires significant alterations to the template, we will discuss and negotiate and the price may vary in certain cases. If I have to significantly change the template I may wish to charge more for the extra time that will take.

I’d really appreciate it if you could signal boost this, even if you don’t order a commission! Thanks in advance everyone!

blacknovember-deactivated201511

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

freekahzoid

1.7 million ppl are single

jebsrifle

1.8 million

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akimiya

Intended to be read from left —-> right

A very rough, short comic put together in 3-4 days because I wanted to experiment a little and practice drawing cats.. The original concept spawned from a thought that I tweeted a few days ago.

I had to eyeball from stock photos for some poses of the cats since I don’t actually have a cat to reference (I’m mildly allergic… Much sadness). Although there are many mistakes artwork-wise, I hope some of you will enjoy! Thank you for reading.

gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

nullelemental

this worked last night lets go for round two

roslins-lone-sentinel

Doubling down! Got an 95 on my exam.

dysfunctunal

History repeating itself

mioxenoblade

tattoo artist: please stop moving

anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.

batter-sempai

Tattoo artist: please stop moving Radical SJW: How dare you ask me to do that?? Don’t you know that you’re oppressing me you privilege scum?? You and your moving privilege?? Oh look you screwed up my tat. You did this on purpose to trigger me!!

batter-sempai

Basically both anti-SJWs and SJWs have shitty people in them, both who get offended too easily by bullshit. End of story.

mioxenoblade

tattoo artist: please stop moving

anti-sjw: Basically both anti-SJWs and SJWs have shitty people in them, both who get offended too easily by bullshit. End of story.

batter-sempai

Jokes on you, I’m not anti-SJW. You’re making fun of the wrong person.

mioxenoblade

tattoo artist: please stop telling your friends about me

anti-sjw: Jokes on you, I’m not anti-SJW. You’re making fun of the wrong person.

darthphobetorthetorguy

Wow, That just seems really unnecessary.

gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

nullelemental

this worked last night lets go for round two

toonami

If you missed the Toonami panel at Dragon Con, here’s all the info. We missed seeing your face though. Also you missed the premiere of the English fun of Parasyte. See you October 3rd at 1am!

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