Aria and Spencer think I have rage.

Do they?

  Never mind, then.

Okay.

  …You don’t?

Considering who my sisters are, and the fact that the girls I usually talk to that aren't my sisters are Mel, Drea, and Kat I think it's safe to say I associate with the most confusing girls in the first place. I need to hang out with Nick and Dylan more.

  Why?

Because, they're girls and girls are weird and confusing.

  Hi.

...I think all of my sisters are weird.

Hi.

  I can imagine…you know, if I ever find our you have creepy fetishes, I’m going to burn all of it.

Oh, no, I'm pretty normal.

It's, uhh, interesting.

  Honestly, I think the only reason that Tatia hasn’t banned them from her and Kol’s cabins is because they’re her kids. She…okay. It’s gonna be hard not to bring that up, though.

...Tough love. Well, I'm just saying he got really upset when I brought it up earlier. Nick and Colton hid Michael's red car, so Michael and Dylan were, like, sitting in a corner together, trying not to cry. It was odd.