A True Man Never Dies

Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word “please”

it’s gonna be May

It’s gonna be international workers’ day!

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

@firemagicked @javinth

For the millionth time I don't fuck with Conservatives. Your beliefs are abhorrent, you don't understand consent, and you're terrible at sex. Block me or I'll block you.

It's not even about moral superiority. If you're a conservative you are simply unimaginably ignorant and heinously unfuckable.