celina

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

This is still the best thing ever 😭😭😭 thanks so so so much for bringing my carpenter Thorin to life! I’m so honoured that I could inspire you to such a beautiful piece of art❤️

where’s that post that’s like. horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse. because that is exactly the plot of project hail mary

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

you can tell how much a fanfic writer loves their favorite fictional character by how much they torture them in their fanfics

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor