online for now

Thinking about how my grandfather used to sit behind me while I video-chatted with my girlfriend and he didn't understand "video calls" and told me that watching the same show all day would rot my brain. he said he could see this happening because of how happy and bouncy I got while I watching it

He complained to my father that I was becoming a lunatic because I would at times speak to the character on the screen

I think the most invested (negative) he got was when the character assembled furniture for two hours straight

The best part is that when he reported my deteriorating mental state to my father, my father wasn't aware I had a gf and thought he was referring to me animating. I was working on my thesis at the time so the logic cohered. so my father tried to explain the concept of animation (which my father also didn't fully understand) and why frames have to be drawn over and over. this one frame of a lady's face staring into the camera as she builds a home bar lowkey gaslighting my grandfather who then decided animation was making me insane

in your deranged grandfather's defense, i also absolutely hated the furniture assembly episode

i need people to understand that fundamentally when I say I want to watch something I mean that i will probably not watch that within the next 6 months but I think about it often

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

Letting her hit “it” and by “it” I mean me and whatever part of me she wants

you sick fucking pervert (lovingly)

i can feel your pervert gaze on my posts

sorry for adding you on discord and then never talking to you because im autistic and dont have anything to say to anybody #girl

I love that you play video games. Awwwwa. Awwwwww. It’s so. Awww. Sweet.

"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind