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Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

#NoNutNovember is almost over! So let me tell you a story how my cum did this once and I jumped out of my fucking seat

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Tired of people developing AI technology exclusively for dumb, useless things like “war”, “medicine” or “spying”…they should be focusing on developing AI for video games so the NPCs can react in awe at the atrociously dumb shit players do

The other day while replaying Fallout New Vegas I found a trooper stuck in a cave filled with Lakelurks and he said I was insane when I told him I’d kill them all so he could safely leave. My character proceeded to strap a giant deathclaw claw to his hand and beheaded dozens of lakelurks with one slap each. I really wanted to hear his honest thoughts about that.   

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

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Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

Play this at my wedding