DARK / ATTRACTS *

                                  hope & luck combine to make something beautiful.                                   something whole & final,  fitting together like pieces                                          of a puzzle ( and in the end it’s LOVE ! )

                                  hope & luck combine to make something beautiful.                                   something whole & final,  fitting together like pieces                                          of a puzzle ( and in the end it’s LOVE ! )

                                              be MERCIFUL until you can’t be                                               until you feel your HEART begin                                               to HARDEN into a bullet & then                                        USE      THAT      BULLET

                      well, i’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased.                             it  says:  ‘  live  people  ignore  the  strange  and  unusual.  ’                           i,   myself,   am   strange   and   unusual …

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

“You ever seen a ghost?”

“Say more right now”

“I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”

“Let’s change the subject”

“This is a weird topic”

“None of us ever really know our fathers”

“We don’t have time to unpack all of that”

“STREET SMARTS!”

“Sit up straight! Be respectful!”

“So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”

“Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”

“That’ll throw him off his rhythm”

“Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”

“As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”

“Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”

“If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”

“What would Leonard Bernstein do”

“Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”

“Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”

“I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”

“She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”

“I thought our transaction was over”

“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

“College was like a four year game show”

“Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”

“These meaningless politeness rules”

“I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”

“See you at improv practice”

“Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”

“I am damp all the time”

“I don’t think it’s anything serious”

“I’m gross now”

“Y’know, life?”

“Monkey monkey monkey man”

“I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”

“It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”

“I’m trying to stay nice though”

“Maybe they have a different definition of nice”

“If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”

“Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”

“That must change you as a person”

“Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”

“We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”

“Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”

“Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”

“Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”

“How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”

“May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”

“It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”

“There’s a horse loose in the hospital”

“What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”

“We’re well past that”

“Okay okay okay okay okay okay”

“I have fired the horse catcher”

“How come you opened the door for the horse?”

“I used to pay less attention”

“I’m lazy by nature”

“And you can quote me on that”

“We bought a stroller for our dog”

“Just one more follow up question”

“What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”

“That’s the same joke twice”

“A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”

“It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”

“The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”

                                              but you really need to listen to me                                                 because i’m telling you the truth                                                      i mean this: I’M OKAY !                                                  ( TRUST ME )

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.

✿ for a general moodboard about my muse

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

❤  for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse 

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

💕  for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships 

👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style

👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood

🏠  for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics

🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods