The Dark Mage Derek

fuck, man. I can’t keep doing this dark mage shit. It’s really messing with me. I feel like the dark tower is cursed or something. It’s driving me towards the darkness, towards the black of night. My soul corrupts.

I think it’s been working real well. I’ve felt really great the past couple days. Feel like the cursed energy in the tower has almost disappeared

I do this all the time. Ephiroth is actually kinda chill. He’s a good laugh

today's a new day. a great day. I unleashed hellfire in the catacombs to purge the gnome infestation, I banished the Night Stalker to the celestial realm to be torn apart by the forces of light and good, and I've subdued the horde of night beasts and sworn them to obeisance. things are looking up for the midnight realm!! I even allowed the townsfolk a small festival to celebrate the harvest. might give them the weekend off too.

I think I was just feeling down yesterday. things are going great

subjects been complaining a lot about the night beasts I let out of the tower. defend your livestock better ig? put ‘em inside when it’s dark and the night beasts won’t bother you

dude we’ve been getting some gnarly reports that your night beasts have been eating elves, in our investigation we determined that like, your license for night beasts is totally close to expiring bro. you should like, renew it or we’ll have to fine you 25 coins and confiscate the night beasts.

Right well the wizard council is just taking the piss with this now. The demons and homunculi are already licensed. Surely night beasts don’t need a license too? Why wasn’t I notified of this on my orb?

bro your license is like, really important dude, like, SUPER important. and we like, notified you several times bro. you didn’t happen to like, inhale any air immediately after a gnarly night beast summon right bro? it’s got some wicked amnestic effects bro.

I’ve been summoning those dang things all week. Damn. Must’ve completely forgotten to update the license. Fuck

subjects been complaining a lot about the night beasts I let out of the tower. defend your livestock better ig? put ‘em inside when it’s dark and the night beasts won’t bother you

dude we’ve been getting some gnarly reports that your night beasts have been eating elves, in our investigation we determined that like, your license for night beasts is totally close to expiring bro. you should like, renew it or we’ll have to fine you 25 coins and confiscate the night beasts.

Right well the wizard council is just taking the piss with this now. The demons and homunculi are already licensed. Surely night beasts don’t need a license too? Why wasn’t I notified of this on my orb?