Bloody Mess

“MOST OF IT IS FOR THE SUSTENANCE. BUT TO BE FAIR, I SLAUGHTER FOR A HELL OF A GOOD TIME.”

“As fresh as I can make it. You like it like that, with traces of the flesh still twitching yes? It’s not much of a hunt, but as closest I can make it with cooking.” 

“You take pride in spoiling me, do you not?” He says with an amused tone. “You are of the few that I appreciate the gesture.”

“MOST OF IT IS FOR THE SUSTENANCE. BUT TO BE FAIR, I SLAUGHTER FOR A HELL OF A GOOD TIME.”

He uncovered the top of the basket to reveal not the usual small dumplings, but rather one large and plump dumpling instead. “I had been thinking, and thought one large dumpling filled with copious amounts of the flesh filling would suit your taste rather than many smaller ones. Would you care to have a taste?”

“Fresh meat, you never cease to AMUSE me.”

“That whole living against all odds thing? You of all people should know just how good I am at that. I only wish you had no morning to ruin… I should have killed you in your sleep while I had the chance.”