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borderline flirting with your best friend over the phone while your basically naked wife is in the room is crazy work

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When my eye was drawn to your intro post again, I saw you ship Matt/Foggy too and if inspiration allows, would you wanna do 75 and/or 88 for the smut prompts for them? With some (semi-)public sex? 👀
"How do I look?"
"I'm up for it if you are."
(I haven't written these two in forever, this will actually be the first time I've finished a fic for them?? This will be semi-public in that they're not out in the open, but they're in an alley. But it only starts there! Because this turned into a monster.)
Matt's sprinting down an alley, because there's a guy trying to talk down a mugger at the other end of it. And that guy is offering to provide future free legal advice, because that guy is Foggy.
The mugger's head turns, his already erratic heartbeat kicks up, and he stammers out an apology as he tries to back out toward the street.
"Don't hurt him," Foggy says softly, too soft for the mugger to catch, but it's like a megaphone to Matt.
"He has a gun," Matt says loud enough for Foggy to hear.
"Which he didn't pull on me," Foggy points out. "He's--you're, what, seventeen?"
The mugger--the kid, now that Matt's feeling him out instead of barreling toward him--swallows. "Sixteen."
"Give me the gun," Matt says, holding out his hand, and the gun gets handed to him with the barrel pointing at the sky. Matt quickly turns it around to face the ground. "Take Foggy's card."
"Wh-who's Foggy?" the kid asks, and Matt nods toward the man in question. "Oh."
Foggy thumbs through his wallet, hands him a business card with a bill folded behind it. "Don't go giving that to all your friends. But go home, eat some Hot Pockets, play some video games, and call me when you get a chance. What's your name?"
The kid's hands are shaking now, and he sounds like he's about to cry when he replies, "M-Michael."
"Hey, that's my best friend's middle name. We also work together, he's the Murdock in Nelson and Murdock. You'll like him. He's not as handsome as I am, but no one's perfect." Foggy reaches a slow hand out to clasp the kid's shoulder. "No one is perfect. So go do all that, call us in the next day or so. If anyone expects you to show up with anything in hand, tell them the Devil of Hell's Kitchen barely let you escape with your life. Tell them you fought him and made him cry like a little baby. I don't actually give a shit what you say, just keep yourself safe. Got it?"
Michael sniffles, nods, holds up the card. "Thanks, man."
"Go home," Matt says softly, and the kid nods again before running off. "Jesus, Foggy."
He takes the clip out of the gun, checks for a round in the chamber even though he doesn't feel one, and Foggy dumps a baggy of trail mix before wrapping the plastic around his hand and gingerly putting the gun in his satchel.
"Go home," Matt says, because he needs to hear it, too. "After you give that to Brett."
He starts to move toward the back of the alley again, where there's a fire escape he'd jumped down to get to Foggy.
"Whoa, hey," Foggy says, darting forward and grabbing his arm. "Maybe we can, y'know, not have you run off immediately for once."
Matt tenses under his hand, turning to face him. "You don't like seeing me like this."
"No, I hate it," Foggy agrees, his fingers trailing over the panel of armor on Matt's bicep. "But I never see it up close."
"How do I look?" Matt asks, feeling like Foggy's fingers are pressing directly into his skin.
He snorts softly. "You were somehow more inconspicuous when you looked like Zorro."
"Probably the red," Matt agrees, trying for a smile.
"It looks good on you," Foggy murmurs, touching Matt's chest. It feels like a brand, and Matt wants to press into it.
"It's tailored," he says, swallowing.
Foggy chuckles as he runs the back of his hand down Matt's side. "Figured. I don't think you can get one of these off the rack, even in a sex shop."
"It doesn't look like a bondage suit," Matt protests, but he's trying to fight back a laugh.
"You wouldn't know," Foggy points out.
"You would?" Matt counters, raising an eyebrow that Foggy can't see. "Does that mean you go into a lot of sex shops or you see a lot of bondage suits?"
Foggy hums as a non-reply, and Matt wants to growl. He wants to do a lot of things, none of which are appropriate for him to do in an alley with his best friend. Or whatever Foggy is anymore. It would be hard to explain why he's pinning Foggy down and humping against him like a teenager.
"Foggy?" he asks as Foggy's hand settles low on his waist.
"Yeah?" Foggy replies, his face tilting up even though they're nearly the same height.
"Please stay out of alleys," he says weakly.
fresh batch of memes with zero born again spoilers or references
usually when matt murdock does things i refer to him as "matt" or, lovingly, "baby"
but then sometimes, he'll do some insane shit that has me on my feet screaming "MATTHEW. MATTHEWWWWW” and it makes me feel like an angry catholic mother every time
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ok but seriously how did the daredevil writers (squints at born again) MOST daredevil writers manage to make Foggy not just the comedic relief, not just the softer counterpart to matt’s harsh fearlessness, but ALSO the rational competent one?? like that’s an INCREDIBLE character right there! he’s definitely the funny one when situations call for it (though matt isn’t too dark and broody for comedy either lol), but he’s also the one who grounds matt and reminds him that sometimes you need to talk things through or let the law handle it, because not every fight is won with fists. BUT while he’s strong and capable in that sense, when it comes to a fight, he’s not above running away. he’ll help out if necessary, especially if you’re hurting his friends, but if not? yeah he’ll leave that up to matt thank you very much. he’s not a sidekick who can fully hold their own, but he’s NOT a damsel in distress either! HOW DO YOU PACK ALL OF THAT INTO ONE CHARACTER!! foggy nelson the man that you are
ALL THAT AND HE’S BISEXUAL TOO!!!
was anyone gonna tell me that in the comics when foggy “dies” (for like the third time) matt is so distraught that he SENDS HIMSELF TO HELL DELIBERATELY TO GET HIM BACK.
he literally DIES in order to get a chance at saving foggy. what the hell 😭
Frank Castle's Bodycount
this panel implies that when Matt finally talked to foggy again after Born Again he told him EVERYTHING including his internal monologue

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I really really want a daredevil sitcom that’s just Karen, Matt, and Foggy doing shit and then it occasionally cuts to daredevil beating the shit out of someone with no context, then back to Matt dropping a cup and getting shit on by Foggy
Daredevil vol. 4 #11 by Mark Waid, Chris Samnee, Matthew Wilson, and Joe Caramagna
I'm afraid I must set the record straight and add that Foggy is giving both Matt and Clint too much credit here (which speaks to the fact that Matt was the one who originally told him this story and he definitely changed a few details).
Yes, the fight ended when Clint whipped out a phosphorus arrow and Matt had to pretend to be blinded by it. However...
Daredevil vol. 1 #99 by Steve Gerber, Sam Kweskin, Syd Shores, Stan Goldberg, and Artie Simek
Unless Clint snuck in a quick jab between panels, there wasn't even a punch involved. Matt was just so committed to his "blind" act that he sat down on the grass to wait for his "vision" to return, while Clint took the opportunity to heroically book it for the nearest bus out of there. A dignified fight all around. In Matt and Natasha's words:
(The Sub-Mariner took approximately two punches and a lamppost. And Matt didn't even die. Much less embarrassing.)
in honor of daredevil born again coming out i give you shitpost edits: matt murdock's two messy murder exes edition
(matt murdock human disaster edition)
[ID: Matt Murdock, Karen Page, and Foggy Nelson are dressed up at an art gallery. Matt is cheerfully feeling the face of a stone sculpture of Daredevil.]
Matt, Foggy, and Karen at Alicia Masters’ superhero sculpture exhibition, from Marvels #2 by Kurt Busiek, Alex Ross, and John Gaushell
LOOK AT THEM
A happy Matt is a suspicious Matt

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Nelson and Murdock by Dave Bardin