I'm Not DareDevil.

“THIS! IS! TORTURE!!!!“ 

 "Sir Tappington wouldn’t treat me like this.“ 

 "SOS!! I HAVE A ZIT!”

 "I wonder what my dog named me.“ 

 "Because the flu is bascially dying except you aren’t dead." 

 "When you sneeze and no one blesses you, hashtag unlblessed." 

"Put it in the traaash." 

 "YOU’RE A BOATY MCBOATFACE." 

 "Oh right, that’s tonight. Should be an exciting and adrenaline filled night." 

 "I wanna be in a warm place with lots of fluffy warm pillows." 

 "I want ice cream because dammit I deserve ice cream." 

 "Ashton Kutcher is going to pop out any second." 

 "Do it for Jim." 

 "She needs to find her chill and then learn to use it." 

 "Why does she hate bagels so much?" 

 "He walked by us flapping his arms like a chicken and said ‘chicken dinner’ I don’t know what that means." 

 "Don’t break his face without the rest of us." 

 "Enjoy your philly cheese steak." 

“I wouldn’t be feeling like this if I was a walnut.”

“I saw a bright light for .2 seconds and thought I was dying, but then I realized my light bulb just went out as I turned it on.”

“I’m not a doctor, but if you want my professional opinion….”

I love how artistic these panels are.

“All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure.”

“And it’s all fun and games, ‘til somebody falls in love.”

“Blood still stains when the sheets are washed.”

“Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”

“Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you.”

“Do you want me now?”

“Does a new face come with a warranty?”

“Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”

“How did love become so violent?”

“I don’t give a fuck about you anyways.”

“I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave.”

“I look at you and I see myself and I know you better than anyone else.”

“I love it when I hear you breathing.”

“I never know what you need.”

“I see things that nobody else sees.”

“I want to give you what you need.”

“I wish I didn’t care all the time.”

“I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”

“I’m tired of being careful.”

“If you want a little more confidence, potatoes turn to french fries.”

“Is it true that pain is beauty?”

“Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”

“Let me under your skin.”

“Someone told me ‘stay away from things that aren’t yours.‘”

“Stop lying with those words.”

“Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”

“Where is my prescription?”

“You like me best when I’m off my rocker.”

“You take things so hard and then you fall apart.”