if fun were people, I'd be China

kate’s thirty, flirty and thriving results

top 30 television friendships

you MUST be in a band

if you are an emo boy, naturally you will have a manic breakdown about your girlfriend and then get diagnosed with bipolar disorder

always be on the lookout for the toronto gangs

if you're a mean girl, you WILL get hit with the lesbianism beam

if you have a best friend and/or a sibling and both of you are into the same gender, you MUST fight over the same person at least once

cheating is fine and sometimes even encouraged

someone MUST get teenage pregnant at least once every three years

predatory relationships are bad unless it's a student/teacher one or if you want to bone your mom's cancer doctor and he wants to bone you too even though you're seventeen. then that's okay

jesus freaks will be provided to enrich the enclosure

the worst thing a person can be is a stoner. also if you do one drug one time you WILL get addicted to it