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*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

Smug face of a free man

I’ll never forgive bank of america for refusing to let me put this photo on my debit card

Update: it’s 2019, the University of Antarctica has melted

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

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“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”

It Is Wintertime

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is wallet, glasses, keys and phone”.

I love the implication here that children are prone to forgetting body parts on their way out the door.

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life