Watashi wa Dany.

you don’t need an education to marry rich

me: sad because I’m not productive me: not productive because I’m sad

Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately

In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because if i drop a piece of dry food on a familiar floor im probably just gonna blow and eat it out of habit and i might get caught doing it and then next thing u know people are dragging me for it on the internet makin twitter memes like ‘when u rich but u remember bein broke’ wit a lil photoset of me eatin the dirty popeyes chicken thigh(even tho they would do the same thing!!fake asses) so i cant be famous :(( im very disappointed please give me the appropriate time to heal this was my dream i am crushed )):

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

me