who the heck ever heard of diet lasagna?

what she means: daley blind had the most wonderful hair i have ever seen in my life - blonde and wavy, a bit like a lion's mane. it eventually grew so long, he had to put it into a bun. he fashioned it into a top knot, and bits would hang down around his face when he ran a lot. he was perfect. everything was going well. however, some people didn't like his hair. some people would make jokes about it (jealous, most likely). then, one fateful day in august, daley took a selfie with some of his united team mates. his bun was gone. there were no strands hanging around his face, because they weren't long enough. the unthinkable had happened. daley had cut his hair. and it was then i realised that i'd never be happy again. maybe i'll find the strength to continue. maybe i won't. but one thing's for sure - i'll never forget that bun. never.

this is the greatest moment in the history of football (and possibly the best thing that’s literally ever happened i can't be sure)