Danny Dingle's Saucer Nipples

WOW! I forgot I had Instagrams. Then my phone was like BEEP BEEP YOU HAVE COMMENT. And I was all like..Holy shits..I have been spending so much time on macaroni art and running through the sprinkler that I forgot about social media and selfies and frantically absorbing all info on flat earth and QAnon. GEEZ. Anywho....👋Hi Disciple 4 Jesus!!! Please slide into my DM's and lets exchange deets. What's your LinkedIn? What's your fax and beeper numbers? Let's call each other on our landlines and listen to each other go to the bathroom. Do you like Beanie Babies??? Do you have a VCR? If so, I can bring over my box set of Americas favorite bottle-cappers Laverne and Shirley. Its 8 seasons of ZANY ANTICS and unrestrained fucking pandemonium!!!! Sorry for the swear.😕 Maybe me and my brother Jimmy can come over and jump on your trampoline and then go to Dairy Queen? Talk to you soon!! I love you💖. #jesus #friends #inspiration #selfie #flatearth #qanon #art #crafts #linkedin #gunts #britneyspears #love #dickprintappreciation #constipation

SHITTING FART FACE!!! I HATE THIS HOUSE!! MY MOM IS A JERK!!! UUUGGGHHH! I haven't social mediaeding in a awhile so I was tweetsing and my mom comes in and ruins everything like always. The neighbor and his wife were in my room and I was showin them the tweet life and I'm pretty sure they were impressed with my #raunchydisneymovies tweetsings. I think I heard one of them whisper "That's hella moist"...but also the wife was farting a lot and thinking she was doing it sneaky and quiet..but I for sure was hearing it and it sounded like hobos whispering cuss. So, who knows. But anyway... My mom ruined it. I'm so mad. I tried tweeting more when she went to bed but she peeked in my room after she got up to shit and saw me typing and kicked me through my bedroom window and I sat there..where I landed out in the yard and was like "I am going to be a roadie for ICP and live the clown life. Get Juggalo herpes, anal lice..the works.. and never come back here EVERS". And then the guy across the street came running over and started beating me with a shovel yelling "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CRYING NAKED IN THE FRONT YARD AGAIN?! PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON..blah blah blah" #fml #twitter #garbagefamily #icp #juggalo #herpes #fuckyoumom #FUCKYOUJIMMY #AnalLice

HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THE NEAT HORSE PEOPLE AT THE PONY PLAY FESTIVAL!! THIS IS SO COOL AND NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING DUMB!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT “STUPID ASSHOLES”! THEY ARE “PONY HOBBYIST”!! #Respect ..uhh, more like #HellaMoistRespect 🐎🐴🏇🎠🝖⾺⻢ #Whinny #Nicker #Neigh

This place features 100% off-holder free-range toilet paper. It took me a second to take it all in and feel comfortable. But now that I have settled down..I am enjoying it. It feels naughty but right. An enchanting sense of freedom. Like, anything is possible. Also, I shit a whole bunch of gravel and twist ties and 3 spark plugs..😥😣😭😢😠🤧🤕 #freerange #inspiration #inspire #roseanne