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[Danmark went to shake the hand firmly enough.]
Most tend to call me Mark.
Good to know you, Mark.
[He smiled a bit, then took a seat at the bar. Alright, let’s get those pesky problems out of his head.]
[’Mark’ gave a smirk and got himself a Carlsberg, eyeing the inspector.]
What can we getcha?
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It was really more of a problem with the person piloting that destroyed it.
And who was that?
…me.
[Long drawn out whistle.]
Sucks to be you, ja?
All my technology got broken, silly.
[make an arm motion to all the broken metal littering the area]
[He didn’t look particularly impressed.]
Musta not been very good then. Shame.
It was really more of a problem with the person piloting that destroyed it.
And who was that?
…
[Deadpan stare]
I’m living in a pile of sticks in the middle of the forestry. I. I do not have your human.. Fermentation drinks, no.
[Danmark’s face fell.]
Then what good is your alien technology if y’can’t jus’ materialize a beer. Disappointin’.
All my technology got broken, silly.
[make an arm motion to all the broken metal littering the area]
[He didn’t look particularly impressed.]
Musta not been very good then. Shame.
…I’m. I’m not from Earth.,,
Ja, I think we’ve established that.
[He scratched at his cheek.]
Don’t suppose you’ve got any beer on hand.
…
[Deadpan stare]
I’m living in a pile of sticks in the middle of the forestry. I. I do not have your human.. Fermentation drinks, no.
[Danmark’s face fell.]
Then what good is your alien technology if y’can’t jus’ materialize a beer. Disappointin’.
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Because I’ve been ‘round since the Earth’s formation and I haven’t seen somethin’ like you before, friend.
[Danmark gave a shrug. Simple, really.]
…I’m. I’m not from Earth.,,
Ja, I think we’ve established that.
[He scratched at his cheek.]
Don’t suppose you’ve got any beer on hand.
Now that’s a silly question. Of course I am. I’m a part of it.
[He chuckled.]
Oh.. Well.. Then why you think you know, I’m not from Earth!
[Zax, buddy, you’re green and have a tail.]
Because I’ve been ‘round since the Earth’s formation and I haven’t seen somethin’ like you before, friend.
[Danmark gave a shrug. Simple, really.]
I haven’t before.
*Her eyes flicked over him.*
Take it you have.
I’ve been to about every bar in this planet, if I’m completely honest.
[He gave a flushed faced smile, resting his chin in the palm of his hand.]
Name’s Mark. May I ask for yours?
[Danmark kept crouched, resting his chin in his hand while he smiled up at Zax in amusement. Watching in curiosity.]
You’re certainly not from this Earth. I would know. What’s your story?
[ his tail flicks, then curls around himself as he cooes softly. Nervous]
You not from earth either?
Now that’s a silly question. Of course I am. I’m a part of it.
[He chuckled.]
*Pets Burt on his little head and deposits him back into his pocket.*
I can wait.
Wut’s yer favorite drink?
Carlsberg beer~.
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That…. Is a huge axe…
[He quirked a brow.]
Where?
Hey, thanks, guy.
[That got a bit of a smile out of him. Wow, who knew you could still count on the kindness of strangers. He stuck his hand out for him.]
Name’s Zenigata. You?
[Danmark went to shake the hand firmly enough.]
Most tend to call me Mark.
[ Zax about has a heart attack. He reels back to flatten to the tree, tail wrapping around himself. He really isn’t sure what to say and just sort of squeaks]
Umm hi?
[Danmark kept crouched, resting his chin in his hand while he smiled up at Zax in amusement. Watching in curiosity.]
You’re certainly not from this Earth. I would know. What’s your story?
[Waggles eyebrows. Challenge accepted. And come on, a drop of somethin’ real nice with Danish whiskey and it was gonna be damn good.]
On the rocks?
If you’d be so kind.
[He got a glass and filled it with a fair amount of ice before he poured in the drink and mixed it some before passing it along. Made his own as well.]
Skål~!
I only ever drink the best~.
Lets see your best, ya viking country.Â
[Waggles eyebrows. Challenge accepted. And come on, a drop of somethin’ real nice with Danish whiskey and it was gonna be damn good.]
On the rocks?
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[He stared. Was that…important? He drank all the time, so…]
Yes…it is? Anyway, I know a good place.
[Shruuuug. Danmark was just going to lead the way.]
….
[Yeah, alright, fine. Sometimes, you just had to follow drunk blond strangers to the bar. Besides… at least if he was with him, he couldn’t get into trouble, right?]
[That’s the spirit~. Danmark happily made his way down the sidewalk to the nearest pub. so much for ‘i know the best place’. Every pub was the best place to him, please. But it wasn’t a BAD place, though.]
Drink’s on me~.
[Not that he actually had any REAL money, The moment he’d go incorporeal, the money would vanish. Haha.]
You look like you’d be a fun drinkin’ buddy too.
[Wink wonk.]
Only if the liquor is spiked with something good.
I only ever drink the best~.
