avaricious grub

An unbroken chain of successful reproduction from the origin of life itself to the present dodged multiple mass extinctions and the tribulations inherent to life on Earth so that it could conspire to say, "Give this man toe hair."

You ever get drunk and lament that there is not enough enough space on this Earth to contain the breadth of your soul?

The problem with wine is that it smells like Catholicism.

am i a mad god if all of my creations suffer immensely?

emergency response vehicles are all so desperate for attention. yeah yeah i hear you "wee woo wee woo"

up in the club having intrusive thoughts about death

mosquito suckin my dick

if u gettin' ass in the woods on a fall day does that mean u gettin' bautumn

I take a shot. Introibo ad altare Dei. (The driver's seat of my car.)