...slow me down, it's drifting away from me...

Pokemon Heritage Post

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

the thing about having Globes (be they boobs or butt or any other mighty mounds), is you must occasionally, while walking around naked, cup them in the palms of your hand and give them a good JIGGLE, like Justice balancing her scales

@cyko-tik-tabaxi real for this: #no one else is gonna slap my ass and call me a good boy #might as well do it myself