dangerzone

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

something about adult comedy cartoom fandom fascinates me. yes ship those 2 gross dudes together. yeah write teen-esque angst about that 45 year old. yes write self-insert fanfic about that dude whos balding with a beer belly. nothing matters anymore

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate written-in-the-stars soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

You are not responsible for saving someone else. You are not responsible for bettering someone who’s hurt you. You are not responsible for a toxic ex-friend. You are not responsible for what they choose to do. You are not a bad person for cutting them off or refusing to have them in your life, even if they have bettered themselves. Prioritize yourself, not a harmful person.

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

really love it when people edit bagginshield to old people love songs because like they're middle-aged men, you know. i don't think mitski or olivia rodrigo catches the vibe