Agent Phoenix: No wonder. Yeah, I really should drink more water. Reginald: Agent? Agent Phoenix: I had a headache and it cleared up after I drank water.
PSA from the EOD: STAY HYDRATED!

Product Placement

titsay

oozey mess

shark vs the universe
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
Three Goblin Art
wallacepolsom

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sade Olutola

izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle

tannertan36
Sweet Seals For You, Always

PR's Tumblrdome
RMH

blake kathryn
Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
seen from Brazil

seen from Germany

seen from Australia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Belgium

seen from United States
seen from Ireland
seen from India

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from Vietnam

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
@dandorime
Agent Phoenix: No wonder. Yeah, I really should drink more water. Reginald: Agent? Agent Phoenix: I had a headache and it cleared up after I drank water.
PSA from the EOD: STAY HYDRATED!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Wrong Agency, Right Vibe
Scene: Reginald Crane and Director Morales are sharing an elevator at EOD HQ
Morales: Eh-hem... I wonder if you've heard your Phoenix telling everyone he can corner that First Light is a documentary about how you joined the Agency. (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Reginald: Oh god, every time a new Bond game comes out...(つд- ;) ...and I suppose he's telling everyone that you're M? (•̀ - •́ )
Morales: He is. (^⩊^;) And that Roxanna is your Moneypenny...
Reginald: Well, he's not entirely off the mark there... (˶◡̀ω◡̀)
Morales: Wait what (⊙_☉)
How would your Phoenix react to my Phoenix eating Milo (yes, the chocolate milk powder) as a snack? We have them in sachets and Flor just rips one open and pours tiny amounts little by little so they don't choke.
Fourteen would not bat an eye. Actually, he'd probably ask for one, maybe arrange a trade. (He's got a whole drawer full of Limon to barter with.) XD
IEYTD 2 Dashboard Simulator
Part 1
💚jj-fangirl Follow
People act like JJ is soooo creepy just because of the mask technique. I can’t blame you if you find it a bit uncanny, but that’s not HIS fault! Wearing a mask and being weird doesn’t make him evil yk
1,354 notes
🎭comedictragedy Follow
I went to see the mask of red death expecting a fun time seeing John Juniper perform but everything got lit on fire and now apparently a prime minister is missing. How is everyone else’s day going?
51 notes
🔥arson-and-alcohol
I am never flying on a private jet again
🍀averagelylucky Follow
Op weren’t you dead?
🔥arson-and-alcohol
It’s a long story
102 notes
🔥arson-and-alcohol
Oh cool I have a name now
💥crashed Follow
Did
💥crashed Follow
Did you not have a name before?
🐜bugsindirt Follow
OP? Are you going to answer the question OP?
🔥arson-and-alcohol
No
🚬exploding-explosive Follow
No you didn’t have a name before or no you aren’t going answer the question
🚬exploding-explosive Follow
Op?
97 notes
🔴Zoraxis Sponsored
Check out our new Zoraxis Energy Drinks! Now 98% heavy metal free!
505 notes
❓localskeptic Follow
“Peace Summit” is such a suspicious name this is gonna end up being a front for something evil isn’t it
❓localskeptic Follow
CALLED IT
54 notes
👟shoes-and-knives Follow
690,038 notes
💚jj-fangirl Follow
Never love anything
408,744 notes
🧥superspyfan Follow
IS AN ACTUAL SUPER SPY ON LIVE TV RN WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING TODAY
207 notes
🥪toasty-sandwich Follow
So the world didn’t end or get taken over by a dictatorship. Hooray! That was crazy though.
58 notes
😒yallaredumb Follow
Ok but is anyone actually surprised Zoraxis was evil? They sold popsicles with like shocking amounts of lead. Also all corporations are evil.
⭐️fromthespotlight Follow
Oh yeah for sure we all knew I think we just expected them to keep being a bit more subtle about it
👁️eyecanseeyou Follow
Yeah most evil corporations don’t openly threaten to end the world they just slowly poison it y’know?
200 notes
🧥superspyfan Follow
I know everyone is still focused on Zoraxis and JJ rn but how is knowing super spies are real going to affect our world? I have the feeling things won’t be quite the same from here on out
23 notes
🐦🔥 definitelynotapeskyphoenix Follow
Heyyo all my Romanian moots! Mă poate duce cineva cu mașina până la Babadag? 🙏
Scene: Reginald Crane storms into Agent Phoenix's office and throws down a tiny plastic baggie filled with a mysterious powder on his desk.
Reginald: AGENT, WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS I'VE FOUND IN YOUR KIT?! ︵(òДó㇏)
Phoenix, panicking: Uh, it's drugs! It's cocaine! (◎_◎ ;)
Reginald: PINK cocaine? (≖_≖ )
Phoenix: Yeah! I swear! It's not like a have an addiction to Mexican candy or anything...! \(˚☐˚”)/
Reginald produces half a dozen more packets of Pico Polvo from his pocket and gives Phoenix the disappointed-parent glare.
Phoenix, snatching up the packets: I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT!! °՞(ᗒロᗕ)՞°
Reginald: I bloody knew there was a reason you kept volunteering for every mission to Mexico...(つд- ;)
(This shit fucking SLAPS.)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.
I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer
American bento
Holy everloving crap, the kind with the removable partitions to fit more crackers achieves the perfect ratio.... 💕( °ヮ° ) 人
sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science
#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
@dandorime... pardon the tag but I feel like you might appreciate this.
@wyvchard, you are absolutely correct. And yes, we are (most unfortunately) all like this. (; ◡̀ω◡̀)
dr zor reference sheet they live 😮
any humanization for them or phoenix might come like next month or something. im very lazy and also lots of artfight prep to do
Scene: Agent Phoenix comes scrambling into his handler's office with a photograph in hand.
Phoenix: HOLYFUCKINGSHITREGGIELOOKATTHIS
Reginald: W-what? What on earth are you...
They both stare at the photograph in shocked silence.
Reginald: ...oh my GOD. (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Phoenix: I know, right?! I mean, I knew Zor was evil, but I never imagined they were Catholic! (óロò ᵕ)
Reginald: (•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )???
I'm sorry Ieytd community. I've been dead for like months cause I focused on a different fandom that's lowkey a whole wild fire 24/7 and I completely forgot how epic and cool you guys are.
Please take this mediocre doodle of my version of Zor in a red beetle car.
Agent Phoenix: So, Lightning McQueen, this is where your loyalties truly lie...? (🝦_🝦)
how to extract your own line stickers
go to the line sticker store
select your sticker pack! ex: rilakkuma’s lazy life
look at the url. ex: https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/2938/en
select the 3 to 7 digit that comes after product/ and before /en ex: 2938
is it a static (non-moving) sticker pack?
copy-paste this into a new tab: http://dl.stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/3333/iphone/[email protected]
replace the 3333 with the sticker pack’s code ex: 2938 → http://dl.stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/2938/iphone/[email protected]
it should download in a zip file. extract it’s contents. you can delete the files with the word “key” in them as they’re smaller sized. and then you’re done!
is it an animated sticker pack? ex: rilakkuma~korilakkuma with a new friend~ https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/6044/en code: 6044
copy-paste this into a new tab: http://dl.stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/4324/iphone/[email protected]
replace the 4324 with the sticker pack’s code ex: 6044 → http://dl.stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/6044/iphone/[email protected]
it should download in a zip file. extract it into a new folder.
the first folder should have the static files. there should be another folder within it named “animation@2x”, which contains .apng files. .apng files are not widely supported so you will have to convert them into .gif files to use on the web/your phone/etc.
personally, people have suggested to use animizer, however i feel that it takes too long just for one file.
how to use animizer?: select and upload an .apng file from the “animation@2x” folder to animizer and click “continue to editor”,
select “gif” for image type. click “advanced settings” and select “yes” for keep all proportions. select the gray and white checkerboard box above your gif on the right hand side for your gif to come out transparent. click “generate animation”,
is your gif too small?: animizer automatically downsizes your .apng/.gif on default, so you could check your .apng’s file properties by right-clicking the file and clicking “properties” in your file explorer. go to the details tab and see the image dimensions. it should be a length x width number. ex: 356 x 248 change the image size on animizer to whatever the original file’s size is. click “generate animation”.
click download (DO NOT select any of the extra download options) and you’re done.
i use apng2gif, a free program. download and extract the app inside.
how to use apng2gif: input file: select an .apng file you want to convert. click “convert”.
your file is done!
you could use this online converter, ezgif. it’s the same as apng2gif.
my files are coming out blue!!! what happened? your files for the regular url are too big. use this url instead. http://dl.stickershop.line.naver.jp/products/0/0/1/3333/android/[email protected]
shoot me an ask if you need any help.
I freaking KNEW there was a way to do this, but damned if it didn't take me years to find this post...! TwT
Thank you sincerely, OP. I can finally have my FRICs on Tumblr TTwTT If you're in a region that doesn't allow access to all the great designs in the LINE store, that THIS database can get you what you need. :D

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I was pulling up a picture of Dr prism and
Is it talking to me as Zor??? Has anyone seen this?? I literally threw the phone bc I was startled. Didn’t do it for John juniper but I can wish 😔💔
Dr. Zor: Google... You have overstepped your authority. (🝦_🝦)
It is late at night. Too drunk to drive, Agent Phoenix and John Juniper stumble home together from a weekend party.
John: Phoenix, would you still love me if I was a worm? ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
Phoenix: Depends. What kind of worm?
John: ...it doesn't matter, you're supposed to say yes! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
Phoenix: Now hold on a minute, it absolutely matters! Earthworm? Sure! Nematode? I mean, okay, just don't parasitize me. Polychaete...? Sorry, man, I gotta draw the line somewhere.
John: What the fuck is a-
Phoenix: *shows John his phone*
John: ...oh GOD. (°ー°〃)
Phoenix: Yeah. (-᷅_-᷄ ;)
I Am Building a Religion :3
Obligatory reference. :D
Would anyone like to join my currently unnamed microcult? We have the following beliefs:
All known life is demonstrably made of atoms, through which a complex series of chemical reactions form a life-long cascade of energy potentials.
Before we were born, "our" atoms were parts of other things, some alive and some dead. After we die, "our" atoms will become parts of other things, some alive and some dead.
The potential energy that powers the cascade for our entire lives is acquired by the transfer of chemical reactants in other organic matter, formerly alive, to ourselves.
Because tenets 1, 2, and 3 can be objectively proven, it is logically correct to expect that our condition after we die is the same as it was before we were born.
Ergo, science supports a very narrow definition of reincarnation.
WHAT ELSE DO THEY THINK LIVING AND DEAD THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MADE OF?!?! D:
This is the United States, so I guess we aren't supposed to mention facts lest we disturb our students' feelings, or whatever the hell their parents homeschooled them to think...
Had a student miss a question on her final exam because she didn't realize trees counted as living things. Her father contacted me to insist she was correct, because trees don't move and don't have brains.
Just wanted to say that you're awesome and cool and the world is brighter because you're in it wish you luck with whatever you're doing!!! Your IEYTD posts feed me
Why are people so nice to me on the Internet! ;w; Thank you, stranger. The same is true of you. ♡(੭´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭❤️ What I am doing now is grading exams and trying to get my lab back in order before the summer recess.... but I hope to write more soon!
Scene: Agent Phoenix and John Juniper are sitting outside on a grassy hill under the stars. Phoenix has just revealed his deepest, darkest secret.
John: Christ, then you... how many times has it happened? How many times have you... (◉Δ◉ ;)
Phoenix: Died? Hundreds. Probably more than a thousand times now... I stopped counting a long time ago. ( ◡̀_◡́)
John: Does it hurt? (ó_ò ᵕ )
Phoenix: Yeah. Every time. ( ._.)
John: Wait. Have you... On the jet, or... or at the Peace Summit... Phoenix, DID I EVER KILL YOU?! (◎_◎ ;)
Phoenix: A couple of times, yeah... (¬_¬")
John: OH GOD!! PHOENIX, I'M SO SORRY! 。゚ヽ(゚´Д`)ノ゚。
Phoenix: Hey, man, don't worry about it. Happens all the time. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )
John: But... But... you DIED! You died because of me...! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
Phoenix: I mean, if it helps, I've also died trying to toast a hotdog for Reggie. (¬_¬")
John: Wh... Really? ( •̯́ ^•̯̀)
Phoenix: Yep. Twice. ߹𖥦߹

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I Am Building a Religion :3
Obligatory reference. :D
Would anyone like to join my currently unnamed microcult? We have the following beliefs:
All known life is demonstrably made of atoms, through which a complex series of chemical reactions form a life-long cascade of energy potentials.
Before we were born, "our" atoms were parts of other things, some alive and some dead. After we die, "our" atoms will become parts of other things, some alive and some dead.
The potential energy that powers the cascade for our entire lives is acquired by the transfer of chemical reactants in other organic matter, formerly alive, to ourselves.
Because tenets 1, 2, and 3 can be objectively proven, it is logically correct to expect that our condition after we die is the same as it was before we were born.
Ergo, science supports a very narrow definition of reincarnation.
Scene: Agent Phoenix and John Juniper are sitting side by side on a bench in the local park close to headquarters. John is feeding popcorn to pigeons, and Phoenix is wholly absorbed in playing a Nintendo DS.
John: So... Uh...
Phoenix: ...What's up?
John: ...you see that lore drop video?
Phoenix: Nope. What was it about?
John: Uh, some... revelations...
Phoenix: *muttering to himself* (Fucking ultraball bullshit catch rate, I knew I should have just spent the money on timer balls...) Er, sorry. Anything interesting?
John: ...(•᷄_•᷅;)
It is a beautiful spring day. Flowers are blooming, birds are calling, the pigeons bustle around their ankles with gentle coos. A soft breeze wafts over the park carrying the scent of wood-fired barbeque from a food truck in the parking lot. A young child pedals by on a bright yellow tricycle, a balloon tied to the handlebars.
John: ...nah, just the usual bs...
Phoenix: Ah, typical. Don't let it bother ya.
John: ߹𖥦߹
In another world, far away, Agent Phoenix and Roxana Prism are sitting on a porch swing, watching a doe and her fawns make their way past the little cabin in the woods.
Phoenix: I sure am glad that I get to live in a world where I know that Zoraxis was founded twenty years ago, before the formation of the Enhanced Operatives Division, making the creation of an international monopolistic supercorporation make sense in terms of scope and timeline. [Staring directly into the camera.]
Roxana: Nick, what on Earth are you talking about?
Phoenix: Nothing, I guess.
Roxana: Well, it is good that we live in a timeline where there is no question about why we suddenly lost someone involved in some immediate capacity with founding the EOD and then, mysteriously, immediately had a supervillain with an Agency- and specifically EOD- related grudge pop up on our radar after. Who had Agency paraphernalia in their personal quarters when searched. Who we somehow could not identify. That would be embarrassing, especially if the same project had defectors who left for the same organization twice, and one of them who IS a genius seemingly failed to recognize the other. [Also staring directly into the camera]
Director behind the camera: (◎_◎ ; )