O Valley Of Plenty

i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡

afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?

beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?

body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?

dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?

drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?

dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?

eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?

hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?

impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?

kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?

lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?

location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?

lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?

marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?

music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?

names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?

orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?

positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?

praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?

restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?

sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?

sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?

size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?

sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?

stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?

strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?

style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?

top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?

tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?

toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?

turn on — what turns them on?

volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?

Brief summaries of the verses I'm adding for Jaskier, AKOTSK and The Pitt

A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms

The youngest of five sons in House Pankratz, a House that is of no real particular note from some little fishing and pearling village on the west coast of the Riverlands. While his brothers were more than happy to take on the family business, Jaskier always found himself to be an outlier and never quite fit in with his brothers. He was far more interested in literature, music, and the arts than he ever was with learning knots and how to properly shuck an oyster (though he can do both with ease).

When he was in his early 20s, he left his home to pursue the life of a wandering minstrel, though at first he found himself unlucky in finding work, and traveling the road alone was very... lonely.

Eventually he found company with a white haired knight, of sorts, another wanderer along the road who had been sorely lacking company (or at least he thought so). He joined up with the grumpy man and his horse, following him to tourneys and becoming his herald.

The Pitt

Jaskier was the youngest in a family of lawyers. His father was a lawyer, his mother was a lawyer, and all four of his older brothers were also lawyers. Jaskier, however, played to the beat of a different drum and went to study medicine and nursing.

He is newly transferred from a small hospital up north that shut down because of federal funding cuts. At 36, he's been an ER nurse for about 9 years. He also plays guitar and keyboard in his off time, making music he is trying to release independently.

❝  don’t be ridiculous,  there’s enough room on this bed for both of us. ❞ 

❝  please stay.  i don’t think i can be alone tonight.  ❞

❝  i’m staying,  okay?  you don’t have to be alone tonight. ❞

❝  you shouldn’t be alone right now.  i’ll take the couch,  it’ll be fine.  ❞

❝  will you sleep with me?  i know how that sounds i just mean—  i feel safe when you’re there.  ❞

❝  i’ll be here the whole night okay?  nothing will get to you while i’m here.  ❞

❝  wait— have you been here all night?  ❞

❝  i thought you went home after i went to bed.  you didn’t have to do that— you could’ve at least joined me in bed that couch is shit for sleeping on.  ❞

❝  can i stay with you tonight?  i don’t wanna go home yet.  ❞

❝  it’s late,  you might as well just stay here.  ❞

❝  can you just…stay here?  and hold me.  ❞

❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞

❝  i’m not expecting anything,  i just,  thought it’d be nice to keep you company tonight. ❞

❝  i don’t have nightmares when you’re there.  ❞

❝  i get you’re doing the whole protective thing— and i appreciate it.  i do,  but there’s no reason for you to stay awake all night.  might as well come to bed.  ❞

❝  thank you for staying.  it just gets so lonely at night sometimes.  ❞

❝  i don’t want you to be alone tonight and honestly,  i don’t really wanna be alone either.  ❞

❝  do you wanna stay with me tonight?  ❞

❝  stay,  please.  ❞

❝  i’ll stay.  ❞

❝  i’m staying.  ❞

❝  i’m staying.  end of discussion.  you gotta learn to let people take care of you.  ❞

❝  i’m not ready to say goodbye yet.  ❞

❝  i don’t wanna have to say goodnight.  ❞

❝  honestly i can’t sleep,  so if you wanna stay up with me?  ❞

❝  i don’t sleep a lot either these days.  we can be insomniacs together.  ❞

❝  well,  i can think of some ways to wear you out.  ❞

❝  if you can’t sleep,  there are other things we could do.  ❞

❝  i’d rather fuck than stare at the ceiling counting sheep to be honest.  ❞

❝  it doesn’t have to mean anything,  i just don’t wanna feel lonely tonight.  and i want to feel good for once.  ❞

❝  please don’t go—  i need.  i need someone—  i need you.  ❞

❝  the night doesn’t have to end here,  you know.  ❞

❝  i like it when you’re here.  so stay.  please?  ❞

❝  you’re just as lonely as i am.  might as well be lonely together.  ❞

❝  you can stay but i’m not letting you sleep on that couch.  ❞

❝  chivalry is overrated,  get in my bed.  ❞

❝  you’re clearly exhausted.  you can go in the morning.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to pretend to be fine,  if you need me to stay i will.  ❞

❝  when i said i wanted everyone to leave me alone i didn’t mean you.  i can’t handle everyone else right now but you…you’re different.  ❞

❝  you need someone right now.  and i’m the one that’s here.  let me be what you need.  ❞

SCENARIOS

[ GUARDED ]  sender insists on staying the night to keep watch over receiver who has been in some kind of danger. 

[ GUARDING ]  receiver insists on staying the night to keep watch over sender who has been in some kind of danger. 

[ UNEXPECTED ]  one muse stays the night to keep an eye on the other after something traumatic and they end up having comfort sex.

[ CONSOLE ]  sender asks receiver to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling.  

[ CONSOLED ]  receiver asks sender to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling. 

[ ACCIDENT ]  sender winds up staying at receiver’s house all night because receiver fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 

[ UNPLANNED ]  receiver winds up staying at sender’s house all night because sender fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 

[ STAY ]  sender is carrying receiver to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  receiver grabs their hand so sender joins them in bed. 

[ STAYING ]  receiver is carrying sender to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  sender grabs their hand so receiver joins them in bed. 

[ APPROACHED ]  sender is staying with receiver for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 

[ APPROACH ]  receiver is staying with sender for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 

[ SHARE ]  sender is unexpectedly staying with receiver overnight,  receiver insisted sender sleep on the bed while they take the floor but sender winds up insisting they join them in bed. 

[ SHARED ]  receiver is unexpectedly staying with sender overnight,  sender insisted receiver sleep on the bed while they take the floor but receiver winds up insisting they join them in bed. 

[ FOUND ]  sender is staying with receiver who had them take the bed while receiver takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  sender goes out to join receiver on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 

[ FIND ]  receiver is staying with sender who had them take the bed while sender takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  receiver goes out to join sender on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 

[ DISCOVERED ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender was watching over them. 

[ HAVEN ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender felt safer with them. 

[ WEARY ]  sender cries themselves to sleep in receiver’s arms. 

[ TIRED ]  receiver cries themselves to sleep in sender’s arms. 

[ PROPOSITION ]  one or both muse(s) are having trouble sleeping so they have sex to pass the time. 

[ PURPOSE ]  one muse can’t sleep so the other initiates sex to wear them out. 

[ TRAPPED ]  one muse ends up staying the night with the other due to a storm. 

you don't have to talk if you don't want to.

let me take care of you.

you're allowed to relax now.

come closer, i want to hold you.

stay with me while your heartbeat settles.

you don't have to explain yourself.

everything's okay now.

you don't need to go anywhere.

you're here. you're okay.

take as long as you need.

let me rub your back like this.

let me know if you need water, food, or just me.

lean into me. i've got you.

i'm listening, even if you don't speak.

it's okay if you feel sleepy.

you're doing exactly right.

you're safe, you're safe, you're safe..

it's okay if you need reassurance.

you don't have to rush back to the world.

you don't have to hold yourself together.

breathe with me for a second, okay?

you're doing beautifully.

you can lean all your weight on me.

i'm proud of you for trusting me.

you did so good.

you did so good for me.

let me ground you for a second.

you don't need to apologize for anything.

i'll stay until you feel steady again.

hey, i've got you. take your time.

are you warm enough?

take a slow breath for me.

you're safe with me.

stay with me a little longer.

i'm right here, sweetheart.

let me brush your hair back.

i'm so proud of you.

breathe in.. and out.. good.

i'm here because i want to be.

it's okay to feel emotional afterward.

everything's quiet now.

i'm here. all of me.

you can close your eyes if that helps.

you're safe to melt a little.

you don't need to be anything right now.

let me help you feel steady again.

you don't owe me anything.

i'm right here at your pace.

let me help you feel grounded again.

nothing bad is going to happen.

you're warm, you're breathing, you're okay.

it's okay if you feel a little shaky.

it's okay to need comfort.

let me hold your hands for a moment.

stay as long as you need.

you're doing great, just breathing.

i'm not judging anything you're feeling.

i've got a blanket, let me get it.

you can rest now.

i'll take care of you.

you're allowed to take up space like this.

i'll stay until you say you're okay.

you're so warm, that's good.

come here, i've got you steady.

let me help you come back gently.

i'm right here to catch you.

take your time coming back down.

i've got you steady.

i'm here.

let me help you slow down.

i'm not going anywhere.

i'm not going anywhere, okay?

i love how you're breathing right now.. slow, easy.

let me get you some water.

you don't need to move yet.

i've got you wrapped up tight.

it's okay to rest.

you're safe in my arms.

stay here with me for a minute.

you're doing exactly what you need to.

you're exactly enough.

i've got you, i promise.

tell me what you need.

i'll be right here when you open your eyes.

i love taking care of you like this.

i'll stay with you while it settles.

you don't have to rush out of this moment.

i'm right here when you're ready.

you're okay. i've got you.

do you want me closer or farther away?

The Dandiest Bard

Independent Roleplay Blog for Jaskier Pankratz from The Witcher Mixed canon from various media 21+ only, mature content ahead

Featuring verses in AKOTSK, The Pitt, and Dragon Age: The Veilguard

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

JASKIER & REGIS 🤍

JASKIER & GERALT ❤️

They will always choose each other

After his rescue, all had been a blurr. His recovery, the funeral of his father, his first sessions as a Magister. It had all been a fever dream and a welcomed distraction from the overwhelming things happening to him. Every night, he was silently speaking into the rock, giving his thoughts to his dear and cherist Inquisitor. One of the few comforts he had , now that he was up north. His mother was not talking to him, it was clear she probably would never do so, or find it in her to see him for what he was.

But he did not push for anything more. Their reunion had been fragile to begin with, and he did not want it to break the delicate strings of reconnection that Jaskier desperately hoped had been strung.

So, when he stepped out on stage, he had not expected to see the Altus sitting there in the dark, as if not to attract any attention, but Jaskier could not miss his presence. He went on to perform his set, some sweet melodies of hope that Dorian would most certainly recognize, and a final song of mended heartbreak he had not yet debuted until that night.

After his set, he gave his appreciative bow and collected the coin tossed onto the stage for him, then made his way over to the bar to fetch himself a bottle of some fruity brandy. With bottle in hand, he then made his way over to the booth and slid into it across from Dorian.

"I must admit, I did not expect to see you here tonight..." Jaskier said casually, voice wavering on the edge of emotions he did not want revealed; hurt, relief, disappointment, but mostly concern.