moved! no longer here!

gonna start unfollowing tumblrs here! if you wanna remain/be mutuals lemme know and ill give you the new account url!

in 20 years i’ll be telling people how i first heard of the best novel ever written when it was a 500 notes post on tumblr

casual reminder that this is now, by (un)popular demand, an ebook! so if you’d like to fund my lifelong desire to own an army of trained meerkats and help me pay off my student loans, feel free to drop some shinies my way. or just reblog this post. that works too

Were you channeling Douglas Adams as an eight-year-old?

Since Griffin said in the last TTAZZ that he thinks of the voice at the beginning of the episodes as being the voice of Junior telling everyone the story, that means that in the midst of the apocalypse everyone suddenly heard a really deep voice say “Strap on your fantasy seatbelts and brace your asses for… The Adventure Zone!” and that was the only warning they got before being told this entire story