White lines pretty baby, tattoos

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being 30-35 is coming to the conclusion that if wildly swinging a sword at random while screaming has gotten you this far, may as well keep at it. 

You know why.

I had been wondering about this for years!

EAT THE RICH

Wtf

I…I cannot imagine inviting someone over to my house and not offering them something to eat and drink. Especially in the summer? Like I’d have bottles of ice cold water for them on deck. It’s just courtesy???

You had them clean in a house with no AC on but you got a pool….ok

black angels. black demons. black vampires. black werewolves. black elves. black mermaids. black fairies. jus… pls… more black fantasy characters… i’m beggin…..

I need this

Wild from start to finish

I wish there was less of a push for organic animal products and more of a push for humanely raised

have you guys ever wondered why there aren’t “shirtless cop calendars” the way they do for firemen? i don’t think it’s the dunkin donuts

my best guess is they don’t want you to see all the swastikas