Ferris Bueller is a manic pixie dream boy

Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that

But then your inner gremlin speaks: get the beans.

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

Cats: the painting.

nighttime adventures of forest friends

Deer are such ginormous idiots.