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đĽCurious QuestionđĽ How do you describe your version of Valdo Marx? How does he look like? Also, if you have an actor in mind, who would it be? (p.s. mine's dandelion from witcher 3 and I don't know whyđ)
I so get dandelion from w3!! I personally think itâs hilarious to think of him as jaskier with a mustache lol, or maybe dandelion with a mustache đđ
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Wait,, what if jaskier fucks up with some mage and gets tiddies. like actual boobs. not pecs,,,, boobs.
Honestly, itâs what Jaskier deserves
Heâs fascinated with them at first, a novelty that would surely soon be cured. The plumpness is what draws his attention first, something he would normally find attractive on a partner, now protruding from his own chest and theyâre heavier than he expected too; unable to resist, he cups them underneath to give them a gentle lift, itâs a little hard in his chemise which was definitely not made for the extra tissue, evident by the way it stretched tightly over his newly acquired breasts; the fabric doing wonders on his sensitive nipples as it pulled across them. Itâs making him a little hard just getting acquainted with them, something he probably shouldnât be doing in the middle of an open path but he canât help himself, heâs captivated by them.
As too was Geralt it would seem as Jaskier looked up and spotted the witcher staring straight at his boobs, mouth open and eyes dark. His hair falling across his face, imperfect from his brief fight with the mage that cursed the bard to begin with-who unfortunately escaped- and heâs breathing hard from it, adrenaline surely still coursing through him. He looks dishevelled and ravenous. He looks just as Jaskier feels.
Itâs no surprise then that they gravitate toward each other quickly. Geraltâs hands landing on top of Jaskierâs own which are still cupping his boobs as their mouths meet over them. Theyâve made out plenty of times before but thereâs something about Geraltâs hands guiding them both into squeezing his breasts that makes this time more exciting, Jaskierâs hips jerking forward from the stimulation and delighted to feel Geraltâs equally as aroused.
Yeah yeah, jaskier holding geralts tiddies is g r e a t but jaskier deserves some pec holding too right 𼺠even if theyre a little small
Youâre right and you should say it.
Heâs probably too shy to ask his partners because thereâs not much there to hold and the one time he did ask, it didnât end great.
Even still, after Geraltâs fucked him and cuddling up to him from behind, he hopes to all gods that those hands stray up to his pecs because yes, heâs wanted other people to hold him before but none were Geralt and he ends up trying to do a little subtle wiggle to move himself lower so they rest right over his chest.
Geraltâs not stupid though and he knows Jaskier wants something with all the fidgeting and it all becomes clear when his hands reach the destination and Jaskier sighs into it. Nuzzling back into Geralt and holding onto Geraltâs arms so his hands stay firmly onto him and go back with him. Geralt can smell the satisfaction coming from Jaskier.
The bard still not voicing what he wants but Geralt 100% on board anyway.
Giving Jaskierâs pecs a slight squeeze and, not that heâd admit it, Jaskier outright purring at the grasp. He keeps going after that, Geraltâs whole palm moving circles around the area, sporadically adding in a few squeezes, as long as he keeps Jaskier in his hands, the bard seems content to stay in bed forever.
It goes on for quite a while but eventually Jaskierâs breath evens out and Geralt knows heâs fallen asleep. He doesnât let go though, holds onto Jaskierâs pecs all night.
Can I just say how excited I am that you are writing a part two of the MermanGeralt đ§đťââď¸!! Heck yeah!!!! Kudos and praise and encouragement! Swollen-earnest-precocious-little-undersized-and-overfull-mate Julian is the bestđ
Awnn thank you!! Iâm glad you like it! The second partâs done and you can find it here!
bby jaskier - 4-10 yo preferably - who lives by the shore w little to no supervision & winds up befriending merman geralt. jaskier agrees to incubate a cluster of eggs for geralt after he explains that mermaids are hermaphroditic & can transfer fertilized eggs to one another seahorse-style. geralt fucks him so full of eggs his belly is bulging & heâs crying in discomfort. mb his hole is plugged up after heâs stuffed. ur choice if you want to include him delivering the eggs w or w/o geraltâs help
I legit learnt so much about seahorses when I researched for this fic just ?? so fuckinâ cool. Also, I didnât get to the birthing!! Iâm so sorry, but I hope this is enjoyable nonetheless. Also, Iâd say jask is around 6 in this? Also I listened to The Sharpest Lives by mcr while i edited this and im ~vibing~.
tags: mentioned child neglect, underage, stomach bulge (w/ eggs), snowballing
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âGeralt!â The boy floats, hands waving, feet kicking steadily to keep his head above the water. Heâs entirely adorable, cocklet and balls bobbing under the water and Geralt wants to touch, to kiss, and to make him his.
Jaskier yelps as Geralt drags him into the water, cheeks puffed as he turns, brown hair a floating mess above him. He doesnât notice Geralt under him, not till his legs are seated on his shoulders, fingers gripping Geraltâs hair as they pop out of the water.
âGeralt!â He looks up at him; a gleeful Jaskier grins down. âI thought you were at your cave and I was trying to find you but I donât know where your cave is, soââ Geralt lifts him off his shoulders, setting him into the water in font of hi.
Heâs so tiny and Geralt wonders if heâll truly be able to handle the eggs thatâve got him so swollen up. His own stomach is taut, and he smiles as Jaskier stares at it.
Part 2's out now!!
Woah!! Hunted down the Merman Creature Geralt fic after seeing it mentioned on here- FANTASTIC!! Can you be teased into exploring Jaskier laying his clutch, or just gently buoyant in the water with his swollen belly and amorous Geralt feeling him up some more?? Heck any kind of twink-tiny Jaskier! Your writing is *chef kiss* đ 10/10 would explore that fic again! Thanks for posting the original
Here it is on ao3!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/29711676/chapters/73067661 Enjoy :)

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Ahhhh! Public Bus scene, so hot đĽđđ!! Thanks for the continuation of this!
thank you for reading! <33
bby jaskier - 4-10 yo preferably - who lives by the shore w little to no supervision & winds up befriending merman geralt. jaskier agrees to incubate a cluster of eggs for geralt after he explains that mermaids are hermaphroditic & can transfer fertilized eggs to one another seahorse-style. geralt fucks him so full of eggs his belly is bulging & heâs crying in discomfort. mb his hole is plugged up after heâs stuffed. ur choice if you want to include him delivering the eggs w or w/o geraltâs help
I legit learnt so much about seahorses when I researched for this fic just ?? so fuckinâ cool. Also, I didnât get to the birthing!! Iâm so sorry, but I hope this is enjoyable nonetheless. Also, Iâd say jask is around 6 in this? Also I listened to The Sharpest Lives by mcr while i edited this and im ~vibing~.
tags: mentioned child neglect, underage, stomach bulge (w/ eggs), snowballing
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âGeralt!â The boy floats, hands waving, feet kicking steadily to keep his head above the water. Heâs entirely adorable, cocklet and balls bobbing under the water and Geralt wants to touch, to kiss, and to make him his.
Jaskier yelps as Geralt drags him into the water, cheeks puffed as he turns, brown hair a floating mess above him. He doesnât notice Geralt under him, not till his legs are seated on his shoulders, fingers gripping Geraltâs hair as they pop out of the water.
âGeralt!â He looks up at him; a gleeful Jaskier grins down. âI thought you were at your cave and I was trying to find you but I donât know where your cave is, soââ Geralt lifts him off his shoulders, setting him into the water in font of hi.
Heâs so tiny and Geralt wonders if heâll truly be able to handle the eggs thatâve got him so swollen up. His own stomach is taut, and he smiles as Jaskier stares at it.
This was my prompt! The first one that ever got filled, actually. I tried to keep it brief enough to fit into one ask after having several multi-part asks fail to entirely send, so I was really pleased about how many ideas that I only vaguely discussed you picked up on! Like Jaskier having crappy, neglectful parents, and him being enthusiastic about the prospect of having babies inside him. This is 300% just a funny fact and not a complaint, but the last fandom I was heavily into before The Witcher was Good Omens and one of the MCs in it has snake characteristics even when in fully human form, so a lot of fics/pics ran with the idea that his genitals were also snake-like. Two dicks was the most popular snake trait to include but (some?) snakes leave a âmating plugâ in their partnerâs hole after they inseminate to prevent anything leaking out or anyone else getting in, so there was a very niche smut trope of him doing that. So that was what was in my head when I sent the ask and I was sooo thrown when there was instead a non-biological plug...even though when I used my brain for 0.5 seconds I realized that there was absolutely no way you could have known I didnât mean âplugâ in the way itâs used in sexual context 99.9% of the time. Still hot though so no biggieđ Speaking of funky bio facts, my dick is fucking cursed after taking several college classes that frequently discussed a variety of genital setups, reproduction strategies, and sex/âââgenderâââ roles different animal groups have, so I am happy you also had fun delving into non-human sexuality. Â
I don't know how I missed this!! Thank you so much, I'm so glad you liked it! It didn't even occur to me that you meant a natural plug đ I'm glad you enjoyed it anyways :D
Whatâs the mood tonight
Hello! I love the public bus scene so much, so here's another prompt for it: either Geralt or Jaskier is filming a porn with his people inside the bus while the remaining one of the two just entered the bus and gets pulled in to join them (can have him be unwilling or not)
Something insanely hot about slutty Geralt. Virgin kink, age difference, transmasc jaskier, genitals referred to as clit and cunt, exhibition kink, cunnilingus, handjobs
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Cold bites at Geraltâs skin as he holds onto the pole of the bus. Itâs stupid cold, and his shorts barely cover his ass, much less the length of his legs. Itâs a simple enough scene, though, he has to jack off on a bus; heâs done a lot worse, and besides, theyâve rented out the bus entirely.
Or at least, he thought they had till a kid walks up the two steps, confusion written on his face before his eyes train on Geralt with his legs spread widely and a hand shoved down the front of his pants. âFuck,â he whispers, shock in his eyes as he looks away, âIâve obviously got the wrong bus, sorry,â he laughs nervously and begins to walk away.
Geraltâs already on his feet. He can feel eyes bore into his back as he walks towards Jaskier, shorts unbuttoned, torso bare. He cups his cheeks as blue eyes stare up at him, and draws him into a kiss. He doesnât know why, just that this boy is insanely adorable, with his wind-tousled brown hair and silken button down and bashfulness. âDo you wanna stay?â Geralt asks, wrapping an arm around the boyâs faceâ because he really is a boy, isnât he? Barely seventeen, probably while Geraltâs nearing thirty eight. It only spurs to turn him on more.
bby jaskier - 4-10 yo preferably - who lives by the shore w little to no supervision & winds up befriending merman geralt. jaskier agrees to incubate a cluster of eggs for geralt after he explains that mermaids are hermaphroditic & can transfer fertilized eggs to one another seahorse-style. geralt fucks him so full of eggs his belly is bulging & heâs crying in discomfort. mb his hole is plugged up after heâs stuffed. ur choice if you want to include him delivering the eggs w or w/o geraltâs help
I legit learnt so much about seahorses when I researched for this fic just ?? so fuckinâ cool. Also, I didnât get to the birthing!! Iâm so sorry, but I hope this is enjoyable nonetheless. Also, Iâd say jask is around 6 in this? Also I listened to The Sharpest Lives by mcr while i edited this and im ~vibing~.
tags: mentioned child neglect, underage, stomach bulge (w/ eggs), snowballing
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âGeralt!â The boy floats, hands waving, feet kicking steadily to keep his head above the water. Heâs entirely adorable, cocklet and balls bobbing under the water and Geralt wants to touch, to kiss, and to make him his.
Jaskier yelps as Geralt drags him into the water, cheeks puffed as he turns, brown hair a floating mess above him. He doesnât notice Geralt under him, not till his legs are seated on his shoulders, fingers gripping Geraltâs hair as they pop out of the water.
âGeralt!â He looks up at him; a gleeful Jaskier grins down. âI thought you were at your cave and I was trying to find you but I donât know where your cave is, soââ Geralt lifts him off his shoulders, setting him into the water in font of hi.
Heâs so tiny and Geralt wonders if heâll truly be able to handle the eggs thatâve got him so swollen up. His own stomach is taut, and he smiles as Jaskier stares at it.

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Hello !I just wanted to say that your latest piece with fairy-sized Jaskier acting as a cocksleeve was so hot I'm pretty sure I developped a new kink đ And I also read it like ten times over the few last days, so just wanted to thanks and you will have at least one reader if you want to do more !
Haha, thank you! I had lots of fun writing that one lol
The app crashed while I was reading a story about kitten Jaskier with a lot of emphasis on size difference and I can't remember who the auther is. I've tried going through the tags of the dead dove witcher blogs but haven't found it. Do you have any idea? Thanks, - đŞđşđĄ
Ooh, I donât think I know, Iâm so sorry :(Â