β§βΛ π£οΈ β© three hundred assorted dialogue prompts
ΒΉβΎ βitβs too early for this.β
Β²βΎ βsay that again, but take all the words bigger than two syllables out for me.β
Β³βΎ βyou never came to bed last night.β
β΄βΎ βibuprofen and a red bull is not breakfast.β
β΅βΎ βwhere the fuck have you been?!β
βΆβΎ βi canβt believe you told him.β
β·βΎ βlook, all iβm trying to tell you i- oh god, no, please donβt cry.β
βΈβΎ βtaxi- taxi!β
βΉβΎ βi broke it off last night.β
ΒΉβ°βΎ βno way thatβs true.β
ΒΉΒΉβΎ βiβm not letting you sleep on the couch in your own house.β
ΒΉΒ²βΎ βredβs definitely your colour.β
ΒΉΒ³βΎ βi donβt even want to know how the glitter got there.β
ΒΉβ΄βΎ βsecond time the electricβs been cut off so far.β
ΒΉβ΅βΎ βcome on, the waterβs fine!β
ΒΉβΆβΎ βiβm so mad at you for this, but iβm angrier at myself for knowing iβll forgive you for it.β
ΒΉβ·βΎ βnice tan lines.β
ΒΉβΈβΎ βchrist, i donβt know how you drink that shit.β
ΒΉβΉβΎ βthat was the best meal iβve eaten in years.β
Β²β°βΎ βi got fired yesterday.β
Β²ΒΉβΎ βare those handcuffs?!β
Β²Β²βΎ βhell of defense to put on for someone you say you donβt care about anymore.β
Β²Β³βΎ βi love you, i swear it, but not enough to watch another western.β
Β²β΄βΎ βjust hold the ladder, and iβll do the rest.β
Β²β΅βΎ βis there any chilli powder left in the cupboard, or is it all on my plate?!β
Β²βΆβΎ βi know what exes are, and i know you two arenβt them.β
Β²β·βΎ βplease, please just leave me alone.β
Β²βΈβΎ βneither of us are leaving this room until you tell me how you got that shiner.β
Β²βΉβΎ βfucking liar.β
Β³β°βΎ βscooch over, iβm about to fall off.β
Β³ΒΉβΎ βi nicked your shirt on my way out- i hope you donβt mind.β
Β³Β²βΎ βthe cold will kill us before they can if we donβt find shelter.β
Β³Β³βΎ βjust- please, canβt you see sheβs in pain?!β
Β³β΄βΎ βa pint of coors and a passionfruit martini, plea- no, i told you, iβm not calling it that!β
Β³βΆβΎ βonly you could crochet in a time like this.β
Β³β·βΎ βthey know i hate boats!β
Β³βΈβΎ βyour mother called.β
Β³βΉβΎ βi can smell vodka and bubblegum toothpaste on your breath, and iβm totally sure which concerns me more.β
β΄β°βΎ βitβs midnight, please turn off the jazz.β
β΄ΒΉβΎ βi didnβt read that book, but i slept behind [name] in bed every night for a week while they did.β
β΄Β²βΎ βplease, we need a doctor!β
β΄Β³βΎ βyouβve done shitty things to me before but youβve never been cruel.β
β΄β΄βΎ βnormally i can get behind your stress baking because of how much i benefit from it, but come on. itβs two in the night; what is a red velvet cake going to fix that some sleep wonβt?β
β΄β΅βΎ βi found an earring under the passenger seat.β
β΄βΆβΎ βplease, if the choice is between ice cream for breakfast or whiskey, choose the fucking ice cream.β
β΄β·βΎ βyouβre still bleeding- stop and let me look at it.β
β΄βΈβΎ βweβve been broken up for a year now. youβve got no right to look at me like that.β
β΄βΉβΎ βmama will be home soon, promise.β
β΅β°βΎ βin the name of the father- β
β΅ΒΉβΎ βiβm going to lose them either way. better they hate me and live, than love me and die.β
β΅Β²βΎ βyou have a son?!β
β΅Β³βΎ βboss wants to see you.β
β΅β΄βΎ βi figured we were close, i just didnβt think it was βcall me at two in the morning from a police stationβ kind of close.β
β΅β΅βΎ βare we just going to ignore that massive rock on your finger?β
β΅βΆβΎ βyou of all people donβt get to question my parenting skills.β
β΅β·βΎ βis that a fucking chicken?!β
β΅βΈβΎ βfuck- youβre hurting me!β
β΅βΉβΎ βmind the puddles.β
βΆβ°βΎ βyouβre sick. youβre not going into work, end of story.β
βΆΒΉβΎ βwhat on earth are you wearing?!β
βΆΒ²βΎ βsheβs too old for you.β
βΆΒ³βΎ βyou play mario kart like itβs your first day on earth.β
βΆβ΄βΎ βyouβre gonna break an ankle walking in those heels.β
βΆβ΅βΎ βif it was important, you wouldβve remembered i donβt answer fucking calls!β
βΆβΆβΎ βlate night?β
βΆβ·βΎ βiβm terrified.β
βΆβΈβΎ βiβll call you when i land, yeah?β
βΆβΉβΎ βtry and get some sleep, pet.β
β·β°βΎ βwhere is that blood coming from?!β
β·ΒΉβΎ βit is sheeps or sheepses?βΒ
β·Β²βΎ βso you can fold a paper crane from a candy wrapper, but you donβt know your times tables.β
β·Β³βΎ βclerk said they only have one room left.β
β·β΄βΎ βwhy did you get an apartment on the eighth fucking floor?β
β·β΅βΎ βitβs snowing!β
β·βΆβΎ βwhen the shooting starts, stay down and only look at me, okay?β
β·β·βΎ βhow fucking dare you- i am married.β
β·βΈβΎ βwe should be safe here.β
β·βΉβΎ βiβm at the store, what kind of monster did you want again? and donβt say ultra violet, iβm not bringing that filth into the house.β
βΈβ°βΎ βthe cat misses you.β
βΈΒΉβΎ βiβve been having nightmares again.β
βΈΒ²βΎ βi can practically hear your stomach growling. come fill up a plate.β
βΈΒ³βΎ βiβm proud of you, kid.β
βΈβ΄βΎ βare you sure youβre not mad at me?β
βΈβ΅βΎ βplease donβt tell me you lost it.β
βΈβΆβΎ βwanna pick the movie?β
βΈβ·βΎ βbit late for boxing, no?β
βΈβΈβΎ βi donβt care if itβs harmless, kill it!!β
βΈβΉβΎ βif you so much as look in their direction again, it will be the last thing you ever do.β
βΉβ°βΎ βdo you wanna go out sometime?β
βΉΒΉβΎ βis- is that [name]βs shirt?β
βΉΒ²βΎ βcβmon, sit with me a minute.β
βΉΒ³βΎ βgood boy!β
βΉβ΄βΎ βno, fuck- i canβt swim!β
βΉβ΅βΎ βyour friends are unbearable.β
βΉβΆβΎ βoh, kill me now.β
βΉβ·βΎ βcan i bum a light?β
βΉβΈβΎ βjust listen to me for once in your life!β
βΉβΉβΎ βsomeone call an ambulance!β
ΒΉβ°β°βΎ βi donβt think iβve ever seen you in pink before.β
ΒΉβ°ΒΉβΎ βi told you i was done talking about it.β
ΒΉβ°Β²βΎ βthe lockβs broken- i think someoneβs inside.β
ΒΉβ°Β³βΎ βyou kept it.β
ΒΉβ°β΄βΎ βi have somewhere to be; make it quick.β
ΒΉβ°β΅βΎ βyouβre unbelievable.β
ΒΉβ°βΆβΎ βthey never meant anything to you, did they?β
ΒΉβ°β·βΎ βis the point of giving me such bad advice to force me into seeing an actual therapist?β
ΒΉβ°βΈβΎ βyour smile makes my day.βΒ
ΒΉβ°βΉβΎ βhow do you remember where all my jewellery goes?β
ΒΉΒΉβ°βΎ ββ¦ but youβre definitely nothing more than coworkers. sure.β
ΒΉΒΉΒΉβΎ βiβve been waiting for this my whole life.β
ΒΉΒΉΒ²βΎ βcan i help with your hair?β
ΒΉΒΉΒ³βΎ βi always forget how pretty the city looks at night.β
ΒΉΒΉβ΄βΎ βthe dog, for all his failings, did not do that and iβm taking it personally on his part that youβre trying to claim he did.β
ΒΉΒΉβ΅βΎ βyou have many strengths; all iβm saying is that parallel parking is not one of them.β
ΒΉΒΉβΆβΎ βlet me drive you home.β
ΒΉΒΉβ·βΎ βthanks for bringing me in on this ritual of yours.β
ΒΉΒΉβΈβΎ βwhat time do you have to be at court?β
ΒΉΒΉβΉβΎ βdo you, uh- do you maybe wanna get dinner, sometime? like, with me?β
ΒΉΒ²β°βΎ βiβm- *achoo* a-allergic to one kind of- *achoo* of flowers in the whole world, and you- *cough* really m-manage to pick them out for me?β
ΒΉΒ²ΒΉβΎ βtable for three, please.β
ΒΉΒ²Β²βΎ βyouβre getting so grey. iβm kind of liking it.β
ΒΉΒ²Β³βΎ βof course i noticed.β
ΒΉΒ²β΄βΎ βhey, quit forcing yourself to talk before you lose your voice altogether.β
ΒΉΒ²β΅βΎ βplease, please wake up.β
ΒΉΒ²βΆβΎ βwas anything you said true?β
ΒΉΒ²β·βΎ βget in the fucking car!β
ΒΉΒ²βΈβΎ βwhereβd you get that?β
ΒΉΒ²βΉβΎ βyou put me through so much, and still all i can think about is how iβd do it all again if you asked me to.β
ΒΉΒ³β°βΎ βiβll stay while you sleep. nothingβs gonna happen while iβm here, okay?β
ΒΉΒ³ΒΉβΎ βyou said you wanted to talk it out but all youβre doing is shouting at me!β
ΒΉΒ³Β²βΎ βwe broke up a few days ago. i guess i was too embarrassed to tell you after you warned me about them.β
ΒΉΒ³Β³βΎ βfamily donβt pull this kind of shit on each other.β
ΒΉΒ³β΄βΎ βi phoned in sick. iβm yours for the day, if youβll have me.β
ΒΉΒ³β΅βΎ βiβll make the reservation, you just worry about turning up looking half as good as you do right now.β
ΒΉΒ³βΆβΎ βthatβs still how you take your tea, isnβt it?β
ΒΉΒ³β·βΎ βstop throwing those damn paper planes at me!β
ΒΉΒ³βΈβΎ βiβm so c-cold.β
ΒΉΒ³βΉβΎ ββ¦ i can hear meowing.β
ΒΉβ΄β°βΎ βwant some?β
ΒΉβ΄ΒΉβΎ βfuck all of them, anyway.β
ΒΉβ΄Β²βΎ βi could look at your tattoos all day.β
ΒΉβ΄Β³βΎ βever considered sending me flowers without a keycard for a hotel room tucked inside?β
ΒΉβ΄β΄βΎ βi made coffee.β
ΒΉβ΄β΅βΎ βcβmon, sit with me a minute.β
ΒΉβ΄βΆβΎ βfuck, theyβre gonna flank us- get someone on the south wall, now!β
ΒΉβ΄β·βΎ βchrist, get up.β
ΒΉβ΄βΈβΎ βput some pants on.β
ΒΉβ΄βΉβΎ βitβs over!β
ΒΉβ΅β°βΎ βnot another broken bed frame.β
ΒΉβ΅ΒΉβΎ βthat thong really brings out your eyes.β
ΒΉβ΅Β²βΎ βyouβve already stolen from me; donβt twist the knife by lying about it, too.β
ΒΉβ΅Β³βΎ β... i thought you locked the back door.β
ΒΉβ΅β΄βΎ βthey were saying awful things about you. every last one of them had it coming.β
ΒΉβ΅β΅βΎ βso you had a can of monster and a pack of sour patch kids for breakfast eight hours ago, and you really donβt understand why you have a headache?β
ΒΉβ΅βΆβΎ βi think someoneβs in the house.β
ΒΉβ΅β·βΎ βwalk me home?β
ΒΉβ΅βΈβΎ βthis song reminds me of you.β
ΒΉβ΅βΉβΎ βcan you pick up some eggs on your way home?β
ΒΉβΆβ°βΎ βiβve got a flat tire.β
ΒΉβΆΒΉβΎ βyou broke his fucking nose!β
ΒΉβΆΒ²βΎ βdo you remember the room number?β
ΒΉβΆΒ³βΎ βi canβt see anything.β
ΒΉβΆβ΄βΎ βlab results are back.β
ΒΉβΆβ΅βΎ βis it really so hard to pick up the damn phone when i call?β
ΒΉβΆβΆβΎ βdonβt you dare run.β
ΒΉβΆβ·βΎ βbulleit, please. neat.β
ΒΉβΆβΈβΎ βwill you marry me?β
ΒΉβΆβΉβΎ βhow did you get tickets?!β
ΒΉβ·β°βΎ βyour tieβs all crooked.β
ΒΉβ·ΒΉβΎ βlicense and insurance, please.β
ΒΉβ·Β²βΎ βiβll get a nurse in to do your sutures, and then weβll send you on your way.β
ΒΉβ·Β³βΎ βyouβre a dead man.β
ΒΉβ·β΄βΎ βyouβre the worst thing to ever happen to me.β
ΒΉβ·β΅βΎ βno, this is her secretary. i can take a message, if youβd like?β
ΒΉβ·βΆβΎ βthe moneyβs gone.β
ΒΉβ·β·βΎ βyeah, but itβll cost you.β
ΒΉβ·βΈβΎ βwe need to find that phone.β
ΒΉβ·βΉβΎ βcan i crash here tonight?β
ΒΉβΈβ°βΎ βi, umβ¦ i saw you. online.β
ΒΉβΈΒΉβΎ βwhat do you mean husband?!β
ΒΉβΈΒ²βΎ βthe fireβs growing- we need to keep moving.β
ΒΉβΈΒ³βΎ βyour lipstickβs all over me!β
ΒΉβΈβ΄βΎ βfour broken ribsβ¦ fuck.β
ΒΉβΈβ΅βΎ βwhat happened in shanghai?β
ΒΉβΈβΆβΎ βyou and these awful horror movies!β
ΒΉβΈβ·βΎ βnext doorβs cat is back. do you remember where i put the kibble?β
ΒΉβΈβΈβΎ βglitter and faux fur. classy.β
ΒΉβΈβΉβΎ βsince when were you blonde?!β
ΒΉβΉβ°βΎ βdo i even want to know?β
ΒΉβΉΒΉβΎ βwe were by a river. thatβs all i remember.β
ΒΉβΉΒ²βΎ βplease, let me call you a cab.β
ΒΉβΉΒ³βΎ βmy hands are killing me, get these damn zipties off.β
ΒΉβΉβ΄βΎ βyou donβt have to talk, if you donβt want to.β
ΒΉβΉβ΅βΎ βi read your last article. youβre not half bad at this shit.β
ΒΉβΉβΆβΎ βis now a bad time to say iβm afraid of heights.β
ΒΉβΉβ·βΎ β- quick, hide!β
ΒΉβΉβΈβΎ βtest came back negative.β
ΒΉβΉβΉβΎ βsay, ah.β
Β²β°β°βΎ βsome friends they turned out to be.β
Β²β°ΒΉβΎΒ βyou look oddly good in sequins.β
Β²β°Β²βΎ βnow thereβs a headline: murder in mittens.β
Β²β°Β³βΎ βwe need to swab your hands for gunpowder residue.β
Β²β°β΄βΎ βblack, three sugars.βΒ
Β²β°β΅βΎ βi need you to listen to me, okay? this cannot happen again. ever.β
Β²β°βΆβΎ βwe shouldnβt be here.β
Β²β°β·βΎ βif youβre going to be such a die-hard fan, could you please start picking better teams? for my sake?β
Β²β°βΈβΎ ββ¦ did you make me a packed lunch?β
Β²β°βΉβΎ βi got a little bit stabbed.β
Β²ΒΉβ°βΎ βno, itβs too late; youβre not walking home alone.β
Β²ΒΉΒΉβΎ βi donβt care if sheβs ten, she cannot be led to believe that derek is an acceptable name for a cat!β
Β²ΒΉΒ²βΎ βthey were just here.β
Β²ΒΉΒ³βΎ βoh captain, my captai- β
Β²ΒΉβ΄βΎ βcome to my room in ten.β
Β²ΒΉβ΅βΎ βno part of this was in the training manual.β
Β²ΒΉβΆβΎ βi think iβm gonna lie down for a bit.β
Β²ΒΉβ·βΎ βi canβt come out tonight, iβve got to re-pot my roses.β
Β²ΒΉβΈβΎ βyou kick like an ass in your sleep.βΒ
Β²ΒΉβΉβΎ βi think we kissed.β
Β²Β²β°βΎ βi never want to be a burden to you.β
Β²Β²ΒΉβΎ βthereβs someone in the trees.β
Β²Β²Β²βΎ βwhereβs that smoke coming from?β
Β²Β²Β³βΎ βmy sheets smell like you.β
Β²Β²β΄βΎ βwhat did sarge say?β
Β²Β²β΅βΎ βthe funeralβs at ten.β
Β²Β²βΆβΎ βsheβs asystolic.βΒ
Β²Β²β·βΎ βitβs too loud in here. iβm going to start biting people.β
Β²Β²βΈβΎ βgive it back!β
Β²Β²βΉβΎ βdonβt make me call the cops!β
Β²Β³β°βΎ βwe tried everything. iβm sorry.β
Β²Β³ΒΉβΎ βanother round?β
Β²Β³Β²βΎ βcome on the carousel with me, and iβll think about it.β
Β²Β³Β³βΎ βthis is why we didnβt stay married.β
Β²Β³β΄βΎ βi like your hair.β
Β²Β³β΅βΎ βhomicide are on the way.β
Β²Β³βΆβΎ βi just ran.β
Β²Β³β·βΎ βwant a drink?β
Β²Β³βΈβΎ βiβm scared of the things i feel for you.β
Β²Β³βΉβΎ βcan you remember anything about last night?β
Β²β΄β°βΎ βyou left this at mine.β
Β²β΄ΒΉβΎ βi made us a reservation.β
Β²β΄Β²βΎ βpass the goddamn ball!β
Β²β΄Β³βΎ βsomeone cut the brake lights.β
Β²β΄β΄βΎ βwanna come to vegas with me?β
Β²β΄β΅βΎ ββ¦ did you use my body wash?β
Β²β΄βΆβΎ βgo shower, then weβll talk.β
Β²β΄β·βΎ βhow dare you say something like that to me!β
Β²β΄βΈβΎ βthereβs a letter for you.β
Β²β΄βΉβΎ βi need to see you. now.β
Β²β΅β°βΎ βiβll kick this fucking door open!β
Β²β΅ΒΉβΎ βdonβt look at me like that.β
Β²β΅Β²βΎ βi canβt do this anymore.β
Β²β΅Β³βΎ βgot a light?β
Β²β΅β΄βΎ βi donβt care if we both get hypothermia, iβm not sharing a sleeping bag with you!β
Β²β΅β΅βΎ βdo you hate me?β
Β²β΅βΆβΎ βplease donβt leave.β
Β²β΅β·βΎ βiβm sorry i missed dinner.β
Β²β΅βΈβΎ βi have a name, and itβs sure as hell not kid.β
Β²β΅βΉβΎ βyou are a grown man, donβt pout.β
Β²βΆβ°βΎ βah, look whoβs awake.β
Β²βΆΒΉβΎ βif youβre after a ransom, iβm sorry to say you picked the wrong person.β
Β²βΆΒ²βΎ βdonβt you dare track all that sawdust in here! leave your boots at the door.β
Β²βΆΒ³βΎ βif youβre not here to pay my tab, you can leave.β
Β²βΆβ΄βΎ βyouβre so warm.β
Β²βΆβ΅βΎ βbit kinky for a monday morning, donβt you think?β
Β²βΆβΆβΎ βnot again!β
Β²βΆβ·βΎ βi think i pulled something.β
Β²βΆβΈβΎ βkiss me.β
Β²βΆβΉβΎ βwatcha reading?β
Β²β·β°βΎ βi ordered room service. possibly on your card.β
Β²β·ΒΉβΎ βthis isnβt gonna work out.β
Β²β·Β²βΎ βi saved you a seat.β
Β²β·Β³βΎ βthe dog got ahold of your scarf.β
Β²β·β΄βΎ βi want to see my son.β
Β²β·β΅βΎ βmy friendβs an ass, iβm sorry.β
Β²β·βΆβΎ βplease, she could scare the balls off a brass monkey with a single look.β
Β²β·β·βΎ βyouβre an almerciful pain the ass.β
Β²β·βΈβΎ βgive my compliments to the chef.β
Β²β·βΉβΎ βwanna catch a movie at the weekend?β
Β²βΈβ°βΎ βyou said i only had to stay for an hour- you got an hour and seven minutes! what more could you possibly want from me?!β
Β²βΈΒΉβΎ βi think i left my phone at the bar.β
Β²βΈΒ²βΎ β... why is there a pool noodle in the hall?β
Β²βΈΒ³βΎ βcan you turn the lights off?β
Β²βΈβ΄βΎ βwas any of it real?β
Β²βΈβ΅βΎ βdo i want to know how you got that nickname.β
Β²βΈβΆβΎ βyouβre like if an angel had a very severe ketamine problem.β
Β²βΈβ·βΎ βi think i fucked up my ankle last night.β
Β²βΈβΈβΎ βtake the sunglasses off.β
Β²βΈβΉβΎ βi donβt know how iβm going to forgive you for this.β
Β²βΉβ°βΎ βi canβt believe i fell for this shit again.β
Β²βΉΒΉβΎ βmorning, killer.β
Β²βΉΒ²βΎ βwho names a goldfish andrew?β
Β²βΉΒ³βΎ β... i couldβve sworn you had too eyebrows last time we spoke.β
Β²βΉβ΄βΎ βiβm scared shitless of dolls.β
Β²βΉβ΅βΎ βhowβd you get the shiner?β
Β²βΉβΆβΎ βhere, let me help.β
Β²βΉβ·βΎ βlook, my tomatoes are finally ripe!β
Β²βΉβΈβΎ βyou can hold my hand, if itβd help.β
Β²βΉβΉβΎ βi brought you croissants. as like, um, an olive branch.β
Β³β°β°βΎ βdo you trust me?β

















