- ̗̀ Dan Dan The Bastille Man ̖́-

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

was watching the bachelorette and one of the dudes was mauled by an invisible force. he was bleeding out the floor and no one noticed? no one called an ambulance. does this happen normally?

yeah that was the bachelorette, it’s how she

chooses

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp

you can eat as many spices as you like there's no nutrients in there it's free. 15 ounces of smoked paprika yes a great meal for a growing boy

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle