NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

repeat after me: i am an accomplished baker. i will not let the bundt cake form best me. i am an accomplished baker. i will not let the bundt cake form best me. I AM AN ACCOMPLISHED BAKER. I WILL NOT LET THE BUNDT CAKE FORM BEST ME.